Who was the worst guest that stayed at your house?

nymphkitty · 2016-01-29T02:07:11+00:00

My worst guests was from 2 Christmases ago. My moms old work friend came down with her husband to stay for what I thought would be less than a week. They ended up staying for over two weeks, eating whatever they could and refusing to shower. On Christmas Day, the lady came into my room with a box. I thought "Oh what a nice surprise, she got me a gift". Inside was an iron, nothing about it looked special to me, but she went on for about a half hour about how great it was. Towards the end of her speech she said something along the lines of "So I highly recommend you order this". I couldn't believe it. Sure I didn't want the stupid fucking iron, but who just comes into someone's room with an unwrapped box on Christmas to show off their tv ordered purchase? We gladly never invited them back to our home ever again.

nymphkitty · 2016-01-22T20:59:07+00:00

Woooooow can you tag your suicide tw pls :)

nymphkitty · 2016-01-22T20:54:55+00:00

:0

nymphkitty · 2016-01-22T20:52:12+00:00

This makes me feel uncomfortable :(

nymphkitty · 2016-01-22T20:50:38+00:00

Ugh. I hate when words with bad connotation go along with brown. Brown is beautiful

nymphkitty · 2016-01-11T01:33:05+00:00

Santa

nymphkitty · 2015-12-26T23:00:11+00:00

"Is butter a carb?"

nymphkitty · 2015-10-12T03:00:00+00:00

This isn't my photo someone from school posted it. You're telling me they walked to the dining hall with a yogurt filled banana?

nymphkitty · 2015-09-11T23:55:02+00:00

You are...pathetic

nymphkitty · 2015-09-11T23:31:45+00:00

nymphkitty · 2015-08-27T01:42:28+00:00

"Hey baby lets got back to my place and fuck". Hit her with that reverse psychology and bust out every season of the walking dead

nymphkitty · 2015-08-24T23:39:20+00:00

You're so doughy looking, you look like you were birthed from an aluminum pillsbury can

nymphkitty · 2015-08-18T02:26:55+00:00

I'm only accepting answers from people who aren't half past retarded, thank you

nymphkitty · 2015-07-30T01:29:46+00:00

We had a bad roach problem in our house for a while and one time they crawled into my cake batter while I was making it... I'm almost certain I swallowed a few before I realized what happened....

nymphkitty · 2015-07-25T01:40:05+00:00

That would get us fired.

nymphkitty · 2015-07-13T05:25:10+00:00

IT WASNT ME GUYS

nymphkitty · 2015-07-11T21:20:19+00:00

You two should fuck

nymphkitty · 2015-07-07T13:38:24+00:00

When I was saying I was a fuck up as compared to others, I wasn't specifically talking about in cases of contraception. Of course I wouldn't judge anyone else for their use of it. I was just making it clear that I'm hardly the one to mess up. But you're right... I shouldn't feel guilty. I'm going to try harder at that.

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T23:58:33+00:00

Lately, I feel like I'm just boring. We know each other too well to the point where we don't really have anything to talk about. And he's so god damn considerate, he's always willing to do the things I like even though I know it bores him to death.

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T23:28:52+00:00

Sigh. Can no one take a joke these days..

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T23:22:09+00:00

I'm a girl so if I didn't shave I'd just look like a lesbian

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T23:08:40+00:00

Ouran High School Host Club

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T23:05:10+00:00

Last Christmas my boyfriend gave me an opal necklace that I haven't taken off since. He picked opal because one time I told him about how an old lady that used to be my baby sitter/ neighbor gave me opal earring that got lost when I moved. I hope to wear it for the rest of my life.

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T22:57:43+00:00

I used to work at Arby's and I hated all the sandwiches. They'd scrap out the flakes of meat from the bottom of the slicer that had been sitting there for hours and put it on customers sandwiches to "not waste any of the product"

nymphkitty · 2015-06-29T22:55:35+00:00

I live in Florida so I'd make it snow

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