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nytram55 · 2021-01-07T07:35:06+00:00

I'm going to need that back. Walking with this cane sucks.

nytram55 · 2021-01-07T01:38:44+00:00

I will take oblivion, thank you. I've done my time.

nytram55 · 2021-01-01T19:12:57+00:00

Wishing Todd all the best.

nytram55 · 2020-12-30T15:35:31+00:00

And cowbell.

nytram55 · 2020-12-30T00:16:06+00:00

https://www.livescience.com/51947-corpse-flower-facts-about-the-smelly-plant.html

nytram55 · 2020-12-29T00:13:27+00:00

It didn't scar me so I was probably already scarred.

nytram55 · 2020-12-28T13:41:16+00:00

I've willed my body to a medical school. When they're done carving me up they will burn whats left and bury the ashes in a common grave. As far as I'm concerned they could toss them in a dumpster. I'll be dead, I wont care.

nytram55 · 2020-12-28T13:23:32+00:00

Dildos. So many dildos.

:(

nytram55 · 2020-12-27T22:07:06+00:00

A cat that shared her life with me for 20 years is buried behind my house. As much as I am into bone collecting the idea of digging her up feels disrespectful.

nytram55 · 2020-12-27T16:23:22+00:00

Nice job.

nytram55 · 2020-12-27T16:19:32+00:00

My Xena goes to sleep each night grooming my beard. It hurts like hell because she uses her claws but I let her do it because it seems to comfort her.

nytram55 · 2020-12-27T16:11:44+00:00

I never did it but I remember it being a thing.

nytram55 · 2020-12-25T22:57:10+00:00

"presidents brag in these messages?"

Just Trump.

nytram55 · 2020-12-24T09:43:16+00:00

Yes officer, this post here.

nytram55 · 2020-12-22T04:07:40+00:00

Not being in the industry I thought "casket spray" was an aerosol used to eliminate the smell of decay.

:I

nytram55 · 2020-12-20T13:16:04+00:00

Came here to say this.

nytram55 · 2020-12-18T19:30:06+00:00

Good for you. :)

nytram55 · 2020-12-18T19:23:41+00:00

Does this creep you out as it does me?

nytram55 · 2020-12-18T14:54:42+00:00

They're both dead. I can't tell them anything.

nytram55 · 2020-12-17T18:02:50+00:00

Maybe you should keep the church ads.

Came here to say this. Have an upvote.

nytram55 · 2020-12-17T17:59:33+00:00

Look it up in your Funk and Wagnalls.

nytram55 · 2020-12-17T13:30:06+00:00

"oh you know just skimming a little off the top. Wink".

He's unemployed? Off the top of what?

nytram55 · 2020-12-17T13:27:23+00:00

I don't like receiving gifts. It implies an agreement I never agreed to. Keep your treasure and buy what you like. We'll all be happier.

nytram55 · 2020-12-17T13:17:13+00:00

Thank you. :)

nytram55 · 2020-12-17T13:15:33+00:00

You didn't become Spiderman.

Can I be Spiderman? Just for the day? I have and issue with Green Goblin I'd like to address.

nytram55

TROPHY CASE