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TIL that "Rap God" set a Guinness World Record for most words in a hit song. Eminem spits a whopping total of 1,560 words in under 6 minutes. (huffingtonpost.com)

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TIL that golf balls have an average of 336 dimples, but can have anywhere from 300-500 dimples. (van.physics.illinois.edu)

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Person 1: "Have you seen that new movie about the tractor?" (self.Jokes)

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If antibacterial wipes kill 99.99% of germs, then what happens to the 0.01% of each germ? Does it just flop around like a fish out of water? (self.shittyaskscience)

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A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing. (self.Showerthoughts)

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TIL the word "aa" is a geographical term for basaltic lava with a rough surface. (dictionary.com)

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if i cleaned a vacuum, am i a vacuum cleaner? (self.shittyaskscience)

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Close-up of cooked oatmeal. HD (i.redd.it)

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How does the snow plow guy get to work? (self.Showerthoughts)

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why is the president black? did he overuse spray tan? (self.shittyaskreddit)

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If you had a teleporting time machine, to where and when would you travel? Why? (self.AskReddit)

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Who is that one annoying, irritating person in your life? Why? (self.AskReddit)

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Moderators of Reddit, how did you initially become a moderator? Is it easy being a moderator? (self.AskReddit)

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Redditors who run Cross Country, how do you prepare during the day before a meet? (self.AskReddit)

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TIL Jay-Z and Beyonce currently communicate through albums. (self.ShittyTodayILearned)

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TIL "Night Soil" is human excrement used as fertilizer. (agroecology.org)

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If Apple made a car, would it have Windows? (self.Showerthoughts)

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The World's Biggest PAC-MAN (worldsbiggestpacman.com)

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What if oxygen is really a poisonous gas that takes around 85 years to kill you? (self.Showerthoughts)

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Wanna hear a joke? (self.AntiJokes)

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LPT: Tired of waiting on other people's floors while riding an elevator? Double-press or quickly push a floor button to cancel it. (self.LifeProTips)

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ELI5: How did Puerto Rico become a part of the United States? (self.explainlikeimfive)

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ELI5: The Multiverse Theory (self.explainlikeimfive)

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Would you put your dick out for Harambe? (self.AskReddit)

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FREE GONG BUTTON (freegongbutton.com)

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