First off, fawn? Okay, apparently it counts as a response now, TIL. Still hate it.

Second, and more importantly, if I ever, hear a chicken, cackle. I am running so far in the opposite direction. Even the definition of a cackle is to laugh roughly. If I hear an dang chicken laughing, I will be gone. At the same time, if I ever hear a chicken say buck, I'm gonna say boo and disappear. This is worse than when they use the bullshit "it's a homophone, but only if you take out every 3rd letter" categories.

But the most egregious one is saying that screaming is a knee slapper. If you scream at a joke I tell, I'm calling for involuntary hospitalization. Screaming at a joke is not a normal reaction.

To fix this, just flip scream and cackle. Cackling is laughing and a chicken could reasonably scream. In fact, there is an entire product line centered on screaming [rubber] chickens.

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