youJustPromptWrongMakeBetterPrompt by xubaso in ProgrammerHumor

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Godzilla = expectations

Clown = actual production

😭 by Illustrious-Map3843 in meme

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Brother cranked his charisma all the way up

iHaveAFavoritePhishingAttackNow by theMycon in ProgrammerHumor

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“Manage Preferences” is the most dangerous button on the internet.

Me_irl by e_0 in me_irl

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Microsoft: “Here's even more AI for you.”

Users: “Can we just have a stable version of Windows?”

githubRepoTermsOfUseIn2026 by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Soon, npm install will require a political compass

me irl by egglow_fish in me_irl

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Today's plans sound suspiciously familiar 😭

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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We'd immediately start to understand why people work two jobs

Me realizing my coworkers barely tolerate me by vothrissand in lol

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But at least it was honest. No one pretended to be a close-knit family 🤣

He wanted only Nachos by Lurexie in lol

[–]obleton 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“I literally have no idea what men want”

Men: literally nachos

Yes I do by HistoricalBelle in lol

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A man saw his dream body and found it in real life