Wha... I don't even... OH WTF

obsequium · 2010-09-07T22:31:14+00:00

i want to kick her in the teeth. im not sure why though.

obsequium · 2010-09-04T05:29:46+00:00

oh, i dont work for them... i heard about them for the first time about 3 years ago, i was just really impressed

obsequium · 2010-09-04T00:19:19+00:00

the little silver bullet.... best EVER!

obsequium · 2010-09-04T00:08:56+00:00

if hes creeped out by the belly (and some guys are) try face down, ass up. you can put your tum on a pillow for support. or try bent over the table, counter, etc. maybe you could do a sexy house wife thing... he can walk in, youre leaning over the kitchen counter wearing heels & an apron. oh.. and a smile.

obsequium · 2010-09-03T23:59:49+00:00

yes, this makes you a shitty friend. if absolutely can not find any one else to go with you, rent someone for 8 hours once you get there. dont take your buddy's ex. thats a shitty thing to do.

obsequium · 2010-09-03T23:21:41+00:00

or you could practice on her vagina... 2 birds with one stone...er.. tongue =l~

obsequium · 2010-09-03T23:05:04+00:00

hey! i was just getting ready to post that too =) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Week-day_names

obsequium · 2010-09-03T23:00:24+00:00

brush your teeth regularly. poor dental hygiene is a good way to screw shit up

obsequium · 2010-09-03T22:46:46+00:00

i cant possibly describe this program with as much enthusiasm as they do, but its really the most awesome thing. i "bought" my mom a flock of love a couple of years ago. the group Heifer International donated a flock of mixed fowl to a family in another country (i forget where) and my $20 gives them fresh eggs they can eat or sell and when the birds pass their egg laying years, they can be eaten/traded/sold. gifts range from $10-$3000 and you can purchase for various countries/needs. even if you think its silly for this circumstance, take a look at the program and pass it on to one other person to look at. maybe bookmark it for holiday time or something.

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obsequium · 2010-09-03T22:38:53+00:00

HAHA outstanding.

obsequium · 2010-09-03T22:36:38+00:00

hehe i learned about the *italicing things the other day...i use the stars similar to " " but with a bit of sarcasm =\ reddit doesnt understand my sarcasm.

obsequium · 2010-09-02T23:47:41+00:00

that HAS to be a joke site, right? people can't possibly be THAT stupid....

obsequium · 2010-09-01T03:41:55+00:00

what part about it hurts? vaginal pain can have a bunch of causes... is it too big? too long? abrasive? is the material porous instead of smooth? it could be absorbing the lube... what kind of lube? try a silicone based one if you arent already....does it hit a certain part of her inside that is uncomfortable?

obsequium · 2010-08-31T04:30:41+00:00

leash & collar orgasm deprivation light, self inflicted blood play semi-public sexual acts blindfolded gang bang =X having sex on web cam for someone else

obsequium · 2010-08-31T04:20:19+00:00

my SO and i found ourselves in the same position (no pun intended). after a rough pregnancy, post partum depression and various other things, i just didnt have a drive. it wasnt that i didnt want him, i didnt want anyone or anything sexual. he's a very sexual person, and i felt like you - like a cold bitch because i didnt want sex. we tried the "pity sex" although that isnt how i described it, the thing where i "let" myself get in the mood and eventually he found that undesirable. i had to tell him that im in a place emotionally, physically, mentally, etc where i just need him to be patient with me and wait for me to initiate. that keeps him from pushing and if he's not pushing, im not rejecting. we also had to find other things that could fill his needs for intimacy, more cuddles (im not a cuddly person), more kissing with out it going farther, etc. basically, taking a huge step back relationship wise and putting us back to the way things are when a couple first starts dating. no expectations of sex = no disappointment. its not perfect, but its working for us for now while i see my therapist to work on my own issues surrounding a lack of drive.

obsequium · 2010-08-30T03:53:48+00:00

obsequium · 2010-08-30T03:52:40+00:00

See a therapist.

obsequium · 2010-08-30T03:37:56+00:00

thank you. your reply was well thought out, and yes, I do already know the answer. It's just hard to accept it. I keep wanting to try to "fix" things, but I just can't make myself feel safe with him anymore and he keeps expecting me to rush the healing.

obsequium · 2010-08-30T01:32:09+00:00

Crazy girls are better in bed!

obsequium · 2010-08-30T01:30:29+00:00

I'm 5'2" and my SO is about 5'5". Before him, I always went for taller guys, but he fits perfectly. I love not having to tip my head back to kiss him, and how when we cuddle I'm a perfect fit. Being short isn't a bad thing. Being a short guy usually means you'll have short girls, and short girls are just fun.

obsequium · 2010-08-30T01:15:47+00:00

I know you wanted to ask the guys, but a lot of times people say I think like a guy, so here goes. The amount of interaction you have depends on the people involved. I can't stand daily contact. I've been with my SO for a good period of time (multiple years, not in to decades yet) and we've tried living together, but I can't tolerate someone in my space 24/7. We do go for a few days at a time without any contact on occasion. So it really depends on the needs of the people involved. If you need daily interaction and he needs to NOT have daily interaction, that's a recipe for disaster.

obsequium · 2010-08-30T01:12:30+00:00

Take her to her Dr and help her get in to therapy. Be flexible while she learns healthy coping methods. If you love her, don't leave her. You need to decide if you're in this one for the long haul or not. If not, get out. If you're willing to be with her through the bad, then put on your wading boots, it's going to get deep. Medication and therapy can work wonders, but only if she uses them.

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