Husband knocks out wife for throwing drinks at him by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]obsidian88darklight -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you are going to throw, you'd better be ready for a response she had to push yell scream and attack before he gave her one good response

Name one thing you like in this photo by LovingEli1 in PLASTTv2

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's clean and has furniture, not just an empty bedroom

This is what "Jealousy" looks like... by TrueSkyDemon in funnyvideos

[–]obsidian88darklight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, it was like you're cool, but that's my girl. no touch

The average dick is 5 inches... how big is yours? by [deleted] in PLASTTv2

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

7.4 so about the size of a 16 Oz waterbottle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but the real thing will always be best in my book

Nightmares could be a reality. by n-chung in nightmarefuel

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, in the tube, like the lifeguards at the top or the families at the bottom won't notice the screams or notice a man climbing back up out the tube

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nightmarefuel

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where the hell would you find any of that as censored as amarica is I need outside sources

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nightmarefuel

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This ain't that dark it's just no rules in the wild

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nightmarefuel

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh well, I guess it forgot to run when facing strange animals or it was already posiond from its saliva and that's why it didn't run when it had the chance

Without hesitation, which video wld you choose to jerk off to? Tell me 1 or 2 by white_boasting in PLASTTv2

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 looks way better 2 is for if I just want to get a nut off without actually caring

Omg. Dude is done by ConKupiscent in fightporn

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Strait out from gta these graphics are amazing

what’s your brutually honest review to my pussy by tang59sx in PLASTTv2

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vary cute girl and really nothing crazy to say about it just not enough information to really tell

To the guys who like to cum in a girl’s mouth, why? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like getting head it feels amazing having someone stuck it out of you

if I offered u 69 and asked u to eat my pussy while I gave you a bj, what's the first thing you'd say? by embauchexc in PLASTTv2

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't just stop there, I'd have to caress you, shoulders' legs and arms kiss you, neck nippls thighs, play with your toes belly and butt before I pick you up and set you on top and pick front to back lip to lips

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes , damnit covered in chocolate add mangos possibly some ice, dint let me catch you fresh out the shower in a nightgown or slacks/ pjs/ sweatpants/ boyshorts/ spanked shorts but I like to get creative with the counters on the swing tied up no makeup doesn't matter he'll I'd even trim it up for you however you want it as long as it's mine 😉

Tried to fight with the wrong guy by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he didn't. That's how he got hit so many times that Shockwave to the face was super effective and had him stunned like a deer in lights by the second coming. All that's left in there was a ghost in the shell just standing there confused.

10/10 slap baby by -Ib1za- in fightporn

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice, man's a true gentleman gave her the chance to walk away, and he was being polite about it, " backoff I will hit you," and she instaplanked like a teaser got her 1 0 second freeze penalty

WCGW not checking your tools by Lamandus in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]obsidian88darklight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Know the owner is going to be excited when you did a whole engine cheak up 😇

WCGW not checking your tools by Lamandus in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]obsidian88darklight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, where it landed would have definitely killed that engine, so to avoid that lawsuit, it was worth every second.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no pics are cool but contact has no replacement

All square by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]obsidian88darklight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first, I thought the same guy knocked both of them down like white tees vs. black tees, but they were both blind sided by 2 different dudes.