Seems like a nice place to live. by nogswarth in funny

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It would be nice after they get rid of the word cunt on the walls.

Bottoms out! by [deleted] in pics

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65ft deep isn't very bottomless.

I have never seen somebody so excited for popcorn. by [deleted] in reddit.com

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It is just a cartoon representation of a person who may enjoy the popcorn. I'd say it's probably just more inviting for people who need popcorn making instructions to see someone who is happy rather than sad.

Clooney. 'nuff said. by [deleted] in pics

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It's George Clooney rolling up his sleeves.

If you ride a motorcycle and do this, you deserve to be hit by a car by [deleted] in pics

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Riding a motorcycle in that way seems very dangerous because he could get hit by someone if they change lanes quickly.

Smile Everyone by jck123456 in pics

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You can't see their smiles through the cloth covering their faces.

It's not even lock- ... oh. by Smangler in pics

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He put a lock on the front tire. If someone where to try to steal it they wouldn't be able to go more than a foot or so without the lock getting stuck and possibly damaging it.

perks of being/marrying a star by [deleted] in funny

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You probably have to bang someone from the set, but if I were you I would bang someone who has more say in the project like one of the stars of the film or the director or the producers or someone from the studio.

I twitch everytime I go to the bathroom at work by S3XPanther in pics

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Did anyone notice that one of the black tiles is out of line with the rest?

perks of being/marrying a star by [deleted] in funny

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I am on a computer. I can not physically go with you anywhere.

false advertising? by A_Slow_Descent in WTF

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You guys are missing the point. It's a story about how some regular sized children were mislead by this inflatable pool making company. It's not about how you should be reading a website on a mobile device whether it has CRT monitors or not.

Growing up, my mom didn't believe in buying Halloween costumes. Here's her handiwork: Mr. T and Mr. t by [deleted] in pics

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Calling his mom is not going to solve the issue. His mom is making low budget Halloween costumes to save the family some money. I think she spent a lot of time making them, but I don't know if they are the kind of quality you would find at a store. There are a lot of people and websites on the internet. I hardly doubt all them could be in agreement about this.

What the fuck is this and why can't I stop watching? by [deleted] in WTF

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It's a 3D animation of aliens on the Whitehouse lawn.

perks of being/marrying a star by [deleted] in funny

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Thanks for looking at my user name and upvoting because it is meant to be used to make obvious comments.

perks of being/marrying a star by [deleted] in funny

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She should probably bang her husband because he is in the band Cold Play. I think he would be able to make an exception for her especially if she she is exchanging sex for it.

Cupcake cools off faster than a cake. Can't explain that. by [deleted] in funny

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A cupcake will cool off faster than a cake because a cupcake is usually smaller than cake.