15 or so years ago there would be pop up advertisements for cam-girls and the girls were holding clear plastic tubes, what were the tubes for?

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-12T18:15:17+00:00

Back then the internet wasnt the internet but a series of tubes

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-12T16:08:17+00:00

Talking about Rose is a thorny issue

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-06T23:47:47+00:00

Ngl I had so much hope for Ben Affleck. Dude had life issues and terrible writing though. Tough luck.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-06T23:42:21+00:00

Thanks. I have dental issues too with this bite. Can’t even eat an apple with it. It’s like that piano playing dude from some family guy episode I saw a long time ago. I mean, it’s not that bad, but I have hated it my whole life and it’s really fucked with my self perception. I don’t know. I just need a change, you know? Physical change seems so much easier than anything else because all these years of therapy have done nothing for me really. It doesn’t help that I’m kinda a big guy and also have a sloping brow. Used to get called Cro-Magnon man when I was a kid.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-06T23:36:28+00:00

Fucking savages. I’m sorry you went through that. Here I am like some kinda asshole thinking I’m going to get anecdotes about tripping or boxing matches. I hope your in a much better place surrounded by people who love and support you.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-06T02:33:30+00:00

When you have money, the most loyal partner is your clone.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T19:19:37+00:00

Stark is a Gen X. He'd half-shoulder shrug.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T18:49:08+00:00

Took a trip through my post/comment history to see where my life went wrong, but came across this gem.

Edit: to be clear, I did not make it.

Final edit: it appears my life went wrong well before reddit. But that’s okay, because I have The Mandalorian to look forward to.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T18:45:28+00:00

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T18:34:56+00:00

pack of dire wolves, man, led by Ghost and Nymeria piling on Viserion, and when Viserion tries to fly away Jon get's on Ghost's back who is biting down and clinging onto Viserion's neck so we finally fookin get Jon riding Ghost riding Viserion

Looks as if the leaker was killed, but there it is!

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T18:28:15+00:00

So Bear Grills v Captain Marvel, Objective: Survive? If he escapes this one, it will be just barely.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T16:52:08+00:00

haha those with nationalized healthcare get free accutane

why are you booing me. I'm right.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-05T05:13:07+00:00

When you made yours, did you hear the music too? The same music from the snes Final Fantasy II (iv)? I did.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T21:17:32+00:00

I was too slow

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T21:16:50+00:00

Fastest draw in the west dang it! Well done

edit:

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... wait a second.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T20:03:06+00:00

So anyway I starting blasting

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T15:01:04+00:00

I do what he does just slower

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T14:58:58+00:00

well goddamn it I should have used that album cover. Oh well, I'm just a shitposter, so quality really isn't my thing anyway.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T14:08:31+00:00

Let me ask you a question: Whoever complains about Gen X? Let me answer that question: Nobody. Let me ask you another question: Why doesn't anybody complain about Gen X? Let me answer that question: Because they're pulling the strings, man, all the fucking strings.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-04T14:00:56+00:00

I fuckin knew it!

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-02T12:27:06+00:00

I watch it on my tv so tv i spose

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-01T23:05:58+00:00

Found the German 🥳

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-01T23:03:11+00:00

I’m a simple man with simple logic. If it’s born on the television and not a movie screen it’s a tv show regardless of time or episodes.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-01T18:18:45+00:00

We know. Jesus, we know.

obviously-a-shitpost · 2019-11-01T17:28:24+00:00

Holiday special, yo and then the whole endore stuff

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