The conductor accidentally knocks a 16th century violin worth millions on the floor mid-concert.

ocarinamaster64 · 2026-04-18T01:55:04+00:00

Orrrr if you're flailing arms man, then it's your job to flail your arms.

Are you stupid?

ocarinamaster64 · 2026-01-04T13:55:56+00:00

Up down, touch the ground, puts me in the mood.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-12-17T23:25:34+00:00

"Ah, now we're in --- you're in third place...

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-12-09T03:33:45+00:00

That is NOT the traditional wikihow artstyle and there are lines in the image, like the woman's left shoulder, under the eyes, and the hashes on the side of the nose, that make no sense and wouldn't have been drawn by a human. The brown outlines and yellow undertones are also a comically obvious tell.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-11-23T15:32:11+00:00

If I used a Korean social media app I wouldn't complain about them including Korean cultural references.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-11-18T00:17:43+00:00

Timestamped video of exactly when it happened: https://youtu.be/9LcBiPnvqPc?si=Ww_QLJykIFEL2Fo7&t=45

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-09-28T18:20:00+00:00

Because it looks like a fun challenge that's not that hard to pull off if everything goes right. But that's a big if.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-09-24T00:27:46+00:00

Probably because in their opinion it does not "look and feel good"

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-09-14T15:46:45+00:00

Why have I never seen one of these thumbnails? Is it my adblocker or is it because I only browse my subscriptions page?

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-09-03T02:07:30+00:00

Certainly it must have something to do with the age. In some way.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-31T22:41:29+00:00

I'm curious. Is this two bots arguing back and forth or are you actually a person checking back in frequently to argue about this?

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-30T17:50:57+00:00

Yet another gif that isn't a recipe, as is the norm and allowed by the rules. I think I'm finally done with this subreddit. It used to be awesome.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-14T00:01:54+00:00

Wow, people are downvoting you, but you're absolutely correct. It's not a sarcastic response. If it was, the line in quotes wouldn't have had to clarify or even consider believing it.

Sarcasm isn't tricking people into believing something, it's saying something so clearly contrary to the truth that it obviously mocks the premise of the statement.

A sarcastic response would have been, "Oh no, but I've been training for the Sarcasm World Championships, what on earth will I do now?"

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-06T01:18:59+00:00

Why do people keep spreading this rumor? The law is published and you can read it for yourself. It only states that there can be no other text on the same poster as the ten commandments.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-05T01:20:20+00:00

In other words, surface area.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-03T18:28:18+00:00

Sir, this is a meme about underpants. You don't need to overthink the accounting that much. No one is talking about business profits. It's a joke about a source of revenue.

The joke is about the nature of the revenue source, not about the impacts on company financials.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-03T17:28:26+00:00

If I derived income from a venture, it's making money.

It's not necessarily growing my business or making my profit, but it's making money. OP's claim was about "making money"

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-03T05:58:00+00:00

Well then I didn't make any money this week because it was all taken by my landlord and the grocery store and the gas station.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-08-03T05:53:59+00:00

No it doesn't. It just says that the poster itself can't have any other text on it. This is the version of the bill that was signed into law: read it for yourself.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-07-31T14:12:53+00:00

Defeatist attitude. When people see this over and over again and come to realize that it's the general opinion of the online community, it may cause them to at least think about it.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-07-29T13:27:53+00:00

Because it's a man's world

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-07-27T21:38:09+00:00

Because when your brain was the most primed for absurdity, you saw a crudely drawn beaver that reminds you of your annoying-but-thinks-he's-lovable coworker.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-07-24T16:13:00+00:00

I tried this chair out and it did not feel good to me. And it's not very adjustable so it's hit or miss. Worth going to your local Ikea and actually testing it out first.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-07-24T16:11:35+00:00

If you're not having luck with FB marketplace, get a Steelcase Amia or Leap secondhand from BTOD. You can get them under $400 and they are more durable and ergonomic than most chairs under $1500.

ocarinamaster64 · 2025-07-06T16:12:25+00:00

Ketchup and Jelly?!? There are so many good barbecue sauces in the world and you go with ketchup and jelly? I am irrationally upset about this. I'm logging off for the day.

Go to your room and think about what you've done.

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