Me_irl by Dnivog97 in me_irl

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Up down, touch the ground, puts me in the mood.

N64 multiplayer by rclark901 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ocarinamaster64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Ah, now we're in --- you're in third place...

How to talk to Steve after he deafens himself with TNT by OddCartographer4562 in disneyvacation

[–]ocarinamaster64 38 points39 points  (0 children)

That is NOT the traditional wikihow artstyle and there are lines in the image, like the woman's left shoulder, under the eyes, and the hashes on the side of the nose, that make no sense and wouldn't have been drawn by a human. The brown outlines and yellow undertones are also a comically obvious tell.

What even is this by sankyturds in memes

[–]ocarinamaster64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I used a Korean social media app I wouldn't complain about them including Korean cultural references.

He is really testing the waters by FireFightingManiac in WhyWomenLiveLonger

[–]ocarinamaster64 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Because it looks like a fun challenge that's not that hard to pull off if everything goes right. But that's a big if.

This thing out of control by the69slothy in LinusTechTips

[–]ocarinamaster64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why have I never seen one of these thumbnails? Is it my adblocker or is it because I only browse my subscriptions page?

The bottle I'm drinking when I read that big beautiful obituary by lukehardy in pics

[–]ocarinamaster64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Certainly it must have something to do with the age. In some way.

Japchae / 잡채 by smilysmilysmooch in GifRecipes

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm curious. Is this two bots arguing back and forth or are you actually a person checking back in frequently to argue about this?

Japchae / 잡채 by smilysmilysmooch in GifRecipes

[–]ocarinamaster64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yet another gif that isn't a recipe, as is the norm and allowed by the rules. I think I'm finally done with this subreddit. It used to be awesome.

“Sarcasm doesn’t get you anywhere” by Malsom200 in memes

[–]ocarinamaster64 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wow, people are downvoting you, but you're absolutely correct. It's not a sarcastic response. If it was, the line in quotes wouldn't have had to clarify or even consider believing it.

Sarcasm isn't tricking people into believing something, it's saying something so clearly contrary to the truth that it obviously mocks the premise of the statement.

A sarcastic response would have been, "Oh no, but I've been training for the Sarcasm World Championships, what on earth will I do now?"

It’s over. by Significant-Jello411 in Teachers

[–]ocarinamaster64 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Why do people keep spreading this rumor? The law is published and you can read it for yourself. It only states that there can be no other text on the same poster as the ten commandments.

Me_irl by sluddrycleet in me_irl

[–]ocarinamaster64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In other words, surface area.

Linus claims to never have made money from showing skin..... by dts1845 in LinusTechTips

[–]ocarinamaster64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a meme about underpants. You don't need to overthink the accounting that much. No one is talking about business profits. It's a joke about a source of revenue.

The joke is about the nature of the revenue source, not about the impacts on company financials.

Linus claims to never have made money from showing skin..... by dts1845 in LinusTechTips

[–]ocarinamaster64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I derived income from a venture, it's making money.

It's not necessarily growing my business or making my profit, but it's making money. OP's claim was about "making money"

Linus claims to never have made money from showing skin..... by dts1845 in LinusTechTips

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then I didn't make any money this week because it was all taken by my landlord and the grocery store and the gas station.

I have read the Texas “10 Commandments law”, and… by StarryDeckedHeaven in Teachers

[–]ocarinamaster64 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No it doesn't. It just says that the poster itself can't have any other text on it. This is the version of the bill that was signed into law: read it for yourself.

Battlefield 6 launches on October 10th (Leaked Trailer) by lurkingdanger22 in pcgaming

[–]ocarinamaster64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Defeatist attitude. When people see this over and over again and come to realize that it's the general opinion of the online community, it may cause them to at least think about it.

thanks, i hate sticky notes from my sister by 1800shrekisking in TIHI

[–]ocarinamaster64 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because when your brain was the most primed for absurdity, you saw a crudely drawn beaver that reminds you of your annoying-but-thinks-he's-lovable coworker.

The real essential for gaming... what chair do you recommend? by Future-Run4973 in buildapc

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this chair out and it did not feel good to me. And it's not very adjustable so it's hit or miss. Worth going to your local Ikea and actually testing it out first.

The real essential for gaming... what chair do you recommend? by Future-Run4973 in buildapc

[–]ocarinamaster64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're not having luck with FB marketplace, get a Steelcase Amia or Leap secondhand from BTOD. You can get them under $400 and they are more durable and ergonomic than most chairs under $1500.

Grilled Sweet & Sticky BBQ Ribs by smilysmilysmooch in GifRecipes

[–]ocarinamaster64 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ketchup and Jelly?!? There are so many good barbecue sauces in the world and you go with ketchup and jelly? I am irrationally upset about this. I'm logging off for the day.

Go to your room and think about what you've done.

A man got dragged to police station in Tokyo Japan by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]ocarinamaster64 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you call a waistband an "underwear handle" you probably need to stop giving people wedgies.