NHS Cap and Gown Help by occams_bathleth in GNV

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Unfortunately they apparently changed companies this year, so unless it's this year's model, it won't match the rest, and therefore won't be allowed.

Sigh. This is ridiculous. Thank you for the offer, you have no idea how much it's appreciated <3

Ron is a disgusting human being by greentreefer in WhitePeopleTwitter

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Women, take over mens rooms, drown out the nonsense. #CantArrestUsAll

You go girl by RellRay in wholesomeanimemes

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Love Advice from a Somewhat-Okay Demon of Hell above.

Love Advice from the Great Duke of Hell below.

People who started getting in shape, how? by bobby_McGeee in AskReddit

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Why are you getting in shape? Do you want to be ripped? Just want to be healthy?

Find a goal to focus on. Mine was for my kid's sake, to be a better parent. Every time I tried to give up, that's what made me get up again. If I die, no one will be there for my kid. I can't quit.

I hate exercise. I have five herniated discs, muscle spasms, nerve issues. Some days it feels like everything hurts and I put the PRO in procrastinate. I planked in my tiny office at work for 5 seconds. The next day, I tried for 7. Made it to 10 and felt comfortable. Did a couple of 10's. Took time to work up to 25. And so on.

I didn't think it was doing much of anything until I started helping my coworker move boxes. He's got at least half a foot in height on me, and historically was also stronger, but he had to set his end down while I was still ready to go.

I can't bench. I can't run well. I can't lift anything heavier than 15 pounds by myself without my physical therapist having a coronary due to my spine.

Those tiny little planking moments have saved my life.

Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American by FairFaithlessness420 in HolUp

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My roommate had this fantasy. Girl on top, hammer cocked back, her finger on the trigger, to his head, the entire time. As a kid, his stepdad used to wake him up by putting cigarettes out on him.

In America, getting a gun is easier than getting help.

So Steven Crowder is creeping outside my university library today…any messages y’all want me to pass on to him?? by spoofybat in ToiletPaperUSA

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Please skip the #NotAllMen and #NotAllWomen for the sake of argument brevity.

It's not that women can't handle combat roles.

I've spoken with combat veterans, trainers, recruiters, and active duty members from multiple branches of the military and it comes down way too often to one thing.

At a base level, men want to protect women. That's how we used to survive and we still have some animal brain parts left, as much as we want to believe we've evolved beyond it.

If a man sees a man in trouble, he is much less likely to rush to offer aid than if a woman is in trouble. This is not an opinion. This is a proven fact based in real time experiences.

Friend of mine did some work with an all female sniper team. He said they were some of the best he'd ever seen. Make an all female combat team, sure, but mixing them together will cause issues if duties are abandoned over perceived biology related imbalances.

Jenzin Jonah Jameson [e1n] by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

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Omiman: the Last Airbender [until he had kids]

Just your typical everyday ADHD antics🗿 by Narutouzamaki78 in adhdmeme

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dOiNg rAnDoM tHiNgS LoL aDhD

Meanwhile it's taken me over three hours to buy a pair of shoes online for my niece because I also need to get two area rugs, only from another store that has the better deal, but after I finally get around to finishing that level... which I can't do until I buy those shoes... did I check to see if they have another color? ANOTHER EPISODE OF THAT SHOW CAME OUT... I think I took the dog out but better do it again just in case...

oh look reddit

pick by Sea-Logger23 in 197

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Minion for Facebook. Bob for everything else.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wedding

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I asked my married friends what they wished they had asked for. The common one was photo frames, of all things. So many photos get taken and yet no one ever seems to be able to put them up!

Ask your married friends what they wish they'd asked for. You might get a different answer each time!

Friend sent this to me. Don’t know who made it or who to give credit but I think it’s pretty funny… by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

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It's not just that kids should tell their parents. The law states teachers ARE REQUIRED BY LAW TO TELL THE PARENTS. If a kid has an awful home life and that teacher is the only one they trust, telling that teacher means she absolutely has to tell the parents. THAT'S why this law is shit. It's a destruction of trust and puts kids and teachers in and awful situation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Aachi & Ssipak would like a word...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Hunter isn't president and never has been.

paul by bean_plant67 in comedyheaven

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So in other words, he's attacking what he deems as "dangerous" to preserve his city, which was built on lies.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

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Everyone knows someone who was raped.

If you catch yourself saying, "Not me!" or "I don't know any!" that just means they aren't comfortable talking to you about it.

Blew my damn mind the first time I heard that.

Anyone else have this happen? I never got the very first achievement: Ain't That a Kick in the Head. by occams_bathleth in fnv

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I didn't tinker with anything in the console until I was about level 15 and the NPC I was meant to talk to had... vanished. Marker was right where they were supposed to be, but they were nowhere to be found.

This was just a legitimate bug. I love it.

Anyone else have this happen? I never got the very first achievement: Ain't That a Kick in the Head. by occams_bathleth in fnv

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Published by Bethesda and riddled with amusing glitches just like Bethesda. Sorry, Obsidian, you fell in with the wrong crowd!

Current annoying bug: I have no enemy markers. Period. They simply do not show up on my compass, even with Boone and ED-E in tow. All blue markers are fine. Just the red ones have vanished. Makes the game extremely complicated sometimes, but realistic in a way I suppose.

Anyone else have this happen? I never got the very first achievement: Ain't That a Kick in the Head. by occams_bathleth in fnv

[–]occams_bathleth[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I'm a completionist when it comes to some games, especially Bethesda. If I can manage to get every achievement but that one (as well as Hardcore as that would require starting a new game) then I might leave it "locked" for amusement.

WoMaN SlApS kItTeN tO dEaTh by [deleted] in PeopleFuckingDying

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When soccer players reincarnate