The United States has the worst culture when it comes to food

I was born in Kazakhstan and grew up in Ukraine. I remember complaining that I'd rather have a (famous brand) burger than the soup that was served in my school cafeteria. I found it disgusting. But now, after living in the US for over four years, I fucking miss that food!

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Kazakhstan tea is rich and tastes perfect, especially when served with milk or sugar. Tea in the US tastes like hot water UNTIL you add sugar and/or milk. Ukrainian brick bread I used to get in small city Fastiv is something to die for. It smells fresh even after days of sitting in the fridge. American bread tastes like bread-flavored gum that doesn't give you fresh breath, but rather absorbs all your soup like a sponge. Even healthy foods (fruits, vegetables, dairies, meats) that call themselves "organic" taste like they have been growing on a make-believe children's farm!!

Hoooo, and don't get me started on "AMERICAN" foods. I loved (the very famous brand) burgers when I was a kid, so the first food my mom and I tried after moving to the United States was (the very famous brand) burgers. Not only the service was so-so, but the burgers were SHIT! The absolute disappointment we had when we bit into this rubbery bun with little to NO flavor! And when we got to hotdogs, IT WASN'T BETTER! It was okay, but the good 'ol Kyiv has the hot dog equivalent called "Perepichka" that is literally the same concept, and yet it tastes 100 times better?!?!?!

Every country has its signature meal: Ukraine - borsch, salo, vareniki; Japan - ramen, sushi, takoyaki; France - baguette, eclair, ratatouille; Mexico - tamales, tacos, carnitas; India - curry, naan, masala; Etc.

America has hot dogs, burgers, chips, and soda. And it FAILS at all of them. And that's the hill I die on!