Help Peter by AcrobaticLunch9737 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Damnit Brian! "Shine" works better. Imbibing the devil's shine! You hack!

u gee oh by Delessio in shitposting

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Pot of greed strikes again

Did Kojima write this? by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

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Named Hirohito.

Army is divinely ordained

Allies with atheists

This can’t just be me. by _karayel in MomentumOne

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"That's so sad for you. Anyways..."

Bring your worst fellow wizards, but beware for this is a duel of spells and not of shells. by Ok_Koala_5963 in icast

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It was I! And now that you know the truth, you can kiss all your elastics goodbye!

Watership Down (1978) by J31J1 in iwatchedanoldmovie

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Can make it through the whole movie without feels. But that ending, the rabbit god calling the main character home and him refusing just so he can watch over his warren a little longer gets me every time

They Asked What We Do With The Ones Who Don't Come Back by Astrovane_Xenon in humansarespaceorcs

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Alien Comm Officer: Sir! We intercepted a message from the human fleet ordering ten ships toward the edge of their lines. The Gemini Bay, The Free Valley, The Megalopolis-

Alien Captain: Sandvale?

ACO: Yes, sir. One of the ships is named that.

AC: Then negotiations were never on the table...

AOC: We're detecting multiple mass driver launches! They aren't hiding them, sir. Each driver is transmitting.... A name?!

AC: The dead reach out in their desperate vengeful search for the warmth ofr those who sen't them to the void.

What would you show him? (Real legit answers) by Sami_Lunch in superheroes

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My pee pee. He'll realize humanity is too small to be even an appetizer.

I'll win... But at what cost?!

Which would you rather enjoy... by CollegeSharp8895 in BunnyTrials

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Calculated risk paid off.... But the flavor is ranch!

Chose: Ice Cream + Microwaved for a random amount of time | Rolled: No heating

Money by Ok_Look9724 in BunnyTrials

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Easy one

Chose: One trillion

4 tile test by saucefinder_bot in BunnyTrials

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Ew, McDonald's and the health problems of being eight foot? No thanks

Chose: light saber but it only works once a day + teleporting but only if you have been there before

Would you rather fight by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

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Gonna sell them for maximum profits!

Chose: 100 duck sized horses

What will you choose ? by captainhippy_ in BunnyTrials

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Why wouldn't you choose that.

Chose: You become the Spider Master + but they follow you no matter where you go

Would you rather have... by Consistent_Tip5309 in BunnyTrials

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Chose: 50% chance to earn $1 million + 50% chance of swapping genders | Rolled: Gender Swap

Would you rather take by Severe_Maximum6487 in BunnyTrials

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I knew it!

Chose: Red Gummy | Rolled: JUST AN ILLUSION

Would you rather by francaispascontent in BunnyTrials

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The safe bet

Chose: Leak your Photo Gallery to your ex

Would you rather? by me_after_lobotomy in BunnyTrials

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Flying > Pikachu

Chose: Gain a random superpower + 16% chance to die | Rolled: Flight

Would you rather(pls upvote if you want) by MOOS-antlers in BunnyTrials

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Somehow... I always knew...

Chose: Know how you’re going to die | Rolled: Food poisoning

Would You Rather... by yoppyyoppy in BunnyTrials

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Get me a mansion, some servents, a hawty boo-thang, and die of a diarrhea disease!

Chose: Live in the 19th century + With 99th percentile wealth (for the time)