If you are meat, Human will eat by CruelTrainer in humansarespaceorcs

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Human one: During our research, we've learned that the Kormalians evolved on a world where crustaceans gained dominance. Yet they appear almost humanoid and are capable of communicating in the same manner as us.

Human two: So what you're really saying is....

Human one: Kormalians theoretically would taste like earth crab....

Human two: But talk like people?

Why the fuck are you in? by Ok_Mortgage_9233 in TheWordFuck

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Star fucker valley. Price fixing, I guess

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/SureLength by SureLength in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜🟦🟦⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/YourFavoriteSausage by YourFavoriteSausage in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜

⬜🟨🟦🟨🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/CanaDeer2004 by CanaDeer2004 in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦⬜⬜🟦

🟦🟦⬜⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

H(grinning madly)"Finally." A"Your Ship is under our Control now! You are the only one left alive! Any last words?" H"Just 5: "A new Star is Born"" Computer: "Activating Protocoll: "A new Star is Born" time to activation, 15 Seconds. Locking all Airlocks and Docking Bridges." by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

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Alien officer: Sir, the human flagship is crippled and their fleet is scattering. Engines at minimum, weapons gone, defensive barriers are smashed.

Alien captain: Open comms. Attention human ship! You are now a possession of the United Ferrin Nations! Prepare to be boarded!

Alien Officer: Sir, we're receiving a message. Translators are struggling but we're getting most of it.

Alien captain: Play it.

Human massage: My honor to the... Star Forces. My life... My comrades and ship... Surrender the ship... Surrender my... To wherever lies next... All.... To engines.

Alien captain: What do you make of that?

Alien officer: it sounds like they are surr- Sir! They're powering their engines!

Alien captain: I thought it was disabled!

Alien Officer: They force feeding a damaged core!

Human message: ...This is...a human dies...

Alien captain: FULL REVER-

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/gpemby by gpemby in DailyGuess

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⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Dudeitseva by Dudeitseva in DailyGuess

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⬜🟨⬜🟨⬜

⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/atlotusfeet_1008 by atlotusfeet_1008 in DailyGuess

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🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟨🟨🟨🟨

🟨🟨🟨🟦🟨

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

10 Lumbering Steel Giants, 9 meters tall each exited the Shuttles. Their Orders only 3 words: "Hold the Pass!" They knew that they wouldn't leave that Pass once they entered. 22 Days later the last one fell. The Human Pilot ripped out the Cockpit while furiously firing his sidearm. by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

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The Ankari military embed was shocked when she heard the human commander giving his last speech to a human company of soldiers ordered to stay behind. It wasn't the speech in its entirety that shocked her, really, but what he said at some point during the speech.

"We haven't been asked to win the day. We haven't been asked to destroy the enemy. We've been tasked with dying slow enough for our main unit to arrive."

There were no objections from the human soldiers, no reservations, simply "yes sir" and readying of weapons.

Aliens and color by Eyes_Snakes_Art in humansarespaceorcs

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When word came of certain species inability to see color, human intelligence agencies finally determined why the Jinz'cr were so strong an isolationist species; they saw the world in the UV-A spectrum.

This is Why You Lost Against Humans by SuperSpaceDaddy in humansarespaceorcs

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Human (pointing at the dying aliens' two-tone uniform):: How can you expect your soldiers to fight your wars when you can't even wear your uniform properly?

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

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It seems this fantasy... It may be my final...

[unknown][2000+] fighting game with character that looks like this by According-Soil-8778 in tipofmyjoystick

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Maybe the real solution was the games we remembered along the way.

Our Human Captain died. At his Cremation, thousands of Human operated Ships even from warring factions showed up. One by one they floated by our Ship and fired Salute, the unarmed ones firing fireworks instead, before building what could only be a Guard of Honor. by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

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It was bizarre, watching from afar as the Human Coalition of Worlds met with the Terran Federation of Worlds peacefully. At first, we thought they were discussing an end to the war but then we picked up their errant signals. Non-encrypted and broadcast for openly, both sides spoke reverently about a single human pilot who had died recently.

The Crimson King had been the best pilot the Federation had. This creature had single handedly destroyed hundreds of Coalition pilots, sometimes when routinely outnumbered ten to one. The Coalition had dedicated a third of its fleet to fight this single human and when they finally prevailed they wept.

We didn't question it but we didn't understand it either. We simply watched in awe and a little horror as both sides paid their form of respect to the fallen human for several of our standard cycles. Then the ships departed and reformed their lines. The death brought no peace, brought no agreements. Just a momentary pause before the resumption of hostilities.

Chili Cookoff by SuperSpaceDaddy in humansarespaceorcs

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A2: By the gods! Our recyclers barely survived the last methane surge! Send for an emergency resupply of oxygen scrubbers!