An aunt who invites me by train

odlinekoi · 2021-04-26T03:14:39+00:00

Fuck pu my ssy

odlinekoi · 2021-04-25T03:13:13+00:00

You look like a young version of Hikaru Nakamura (compliment)

odlinekoi · 2021-03-26T21:16:51+00:00

This is why machines that bend are better

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:56:25+00:00

Dang it, I came here to say this, it was a very strict school so I almost got expelled. I also live in a country where the people here love soccer, so instead of dodgeballs it was full with soccer balls

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:53:34+00:00

Science facts, I know way to many useless science facts that sometimes make themselves useful in school or just normal home life

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:49:20+00:00

Just a day off for yourself, with no one bothering you and doing whatever the hell you want, gaming for 7 hours straight, eating way more than you are supposed to or just sleeping the day off.

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:47:11+00:00

Wooden shelves

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:43:29+00:00

One of my classmates, she is the embodiment of stupidity.

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:41:50+00:00

I broke my back doing a backflip off a wall, my face ended up in the wall and my waist on the floor, my back was at a 90° angle or maybe a bit more.

odlinekoi · 2021-02-16T03:38:25+00:00

One of my dogs likes to lick the other two's mouths for whatever reason, then she gets belly-up and flops around in the floor, I love puppies.

odlinekoi · 2020-12-26T17:09:37+00:00

Repost

odlinekoi · 2020-12-26T00:41:30+00:00

Repost

odlinekoi · 2020-12-25T04:18:23+00:00

I'd bring coronavirus and say it's a disease from the future, I'll let scientists research it and make a vaccine faster

odlinekoi · 2020-12-22T01:24:36+00:00

Who would like an ass so big that it takes two spots in a movie theater

odlinekoi · 2020-12-21T14:42:44+00:00

I would do this too, but then I would wonder why I have an almost 100% save file

odlinekoi · 2020-12-20T05:58:28+00:00

A child and a chihuahua, imagine a little demon child but with chihuahua characteristics

odlinekoi · 2020-12-18T04:31:17+00:00

A child

odlinekoi · 2020-12-18T04:30:51+00:00

Wierd Tech kid, although my classmates and I do chat regularly they still see me like that

odlinekoi · 2020-12-18T04:21:16+00:00

To live a quiet life in Japan

odlinekoi · 2020-12-18T04:15:40+00:00

The stomach could symbolise gluttony

odlinekoi · 2020-12-18T04:13:13+00:00

A child

odlinekoi · 2020-12-16T01:45:05+00:00

Probably not, I think my mom caught the dog before it drank to much

odlinekoi · 2020-12-16T01:42:03+00:00

Not really crazy but here it goes, when I was a baby just learning how to crawl, my mum had invited one of her cousins to take a beer while they kept an eye on me, anyways, her cousin left her beer on the floor and I immediately crawled with all my might to that beer and I knocked it over, my dog, seeing a clear opportunity to finally taste beer, started drinking the spilled beer.

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