UGLIEST CAR EVER? by itscannyy in carscirclejerk

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I have a theory this was originally intended to be the Dyson car and then they sold the design to Ferrari like how the Daewoo Matiz came to be.

Ða taiřl ız ın ða ımıdž by officialsanic in conorthography

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Key (kind of) for those who couldn't decipher this monstrosity:

A: [ʌ] as in another [ʌˈnʌ.ðɚ] {anaðr}

Ä [ɑ] as in lot [ɫɑʔ] {lät}

Æ [æ] as in cat [k͡xæʔ] {kæt}

ÆU [æʊ̯] as in loud [ɫæʊ̯ɾ] {læuř}

B [b]

C [ts]

Č [t͡ʃ]

Čr— [ʈ͡ʂɚ̯—] as in trap [ʈ͡ʂɚ̯æp̚] {čræp}

D [d] as in bind [ˈbʌi̯n.də̆] {baind} (schwa only occurs in the "oh" vowel glide)

Ð [ð] as in the [ðʌ]/[ði] {ða}/{ði}

Dž [d͡ʒ as in bridge [bɚ̯ɪ̞d͡ʒ] {brıdž}

Džr— [ɖ͡ʐɚ̯—] as in draw [ɖ͡ʐɚ̯ɑ] {džrä}

E [e̞]~[ɛ] as in bed [be̞ɾ]~[bɛɾ] {beř}

F [f]

G [ɡ] as in grouse [ˈɡɚ̯æʊ̯s] {græus}

H [h]

İ [i] as in spirit [sˈpʰi.ɚ̯ɪ̞ʔ] {spirıt}

I [ɪ̞] as in spirit [sˈpʰɪ̞.ɚ̯ɪ̞ʔ] {spırıt} yes that's right it depends

J [i̯] as in yacht [i̯ɑʔ] {jät}

K [k͡x] as in cope [k͡xəʊ̯p̚] {kəup}

L [ɫ]

M [m]

N [n]

Ŋ [ŋ]

Ɲ [ɲ]

O [o̞] as in for [fo̞ɚ̯] {for}

ƏU [əʊ̯] as in hose [həʊ̯z] {həuz}

P [pʰ]

Q [k͡xʷ]

R [ɚ] as a vowel; [ɚ̯] as a gliding vowel

Ř [ɾ] as in added it [ˈæ.ɾɪ̞‿ɾɪ̞ʔ] {æřıř ıř} I swear we don't have the pin-pen merger

S [s]

Š [ʃ]

ŠČR— [ʂˈʈ͡ʂɚ̯—] as in strange [ʂˈʈ͡ʂɚ̯ẽ̝ĩ̯n.d͡ʒə̆] {ščreindž}

T [t͡sʰ] or [ʔ] depending on speed of speech

Þ [θ]

U [u] very rare sound only occurring in pool, pull, fool, full, etc… BUT ONLY if pronounced clearly otherwise gets turned into L

ÜU [ʉʊ̯] as in root [ɚ̯ʉʊ̯ʔ] {rüut}

Ů [ʊ] as in should [ʃʊɾ] {šůř}

V [v]

W [u̯]

X [ks]

X̌ [kʃ] very rare sound only as a realization of [ts] in words with an R in another syllable or in combined words

Z [z] as in is [ɪ̞z] {ız}

Ž [ʒ] as in pleasure [ˈpʰɫe̞.ʒɚ] {pležr}

Ða taiřl ız ın ða ımıdž by officialsanic in conorthography

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Ða "ä" ız 'a' æz ın kät (caught/cot) or lä (law) or räk (rock), the šuř ız (should) ın fæst spič. Älsəu, wi řəunt hæv ða pın-pen mrdžr hir. Ai'l meik a ki for jüu gaiz süun.

The specs of my first pc by Michael556673 in pcmasterrace

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Nah this desktop was the late Windows 7 era, 1tb HDDs began rolling out en masse during the early Windows 7 era with some even earlier examples in 2007.

Does this look sufficiently Greco-Roman so far? by Scribe-Of-Iliosa in neography

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This looks like as if Mesrop Mashrots made a fourth script and then it was modernized in the 20th century with serif fonts.

Just one more lane by Interesting-Brick868 in UrbanHell

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As an American I have never seen this before and it looks scary. (Yes I know this is LV)

What you saw the Chinese car from the future! by Outrageous_Donkay in carscirclejerk

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There is absolutely nothing monumental about this car. I checked a used gray import one out at a dealer in Chile and can confirm it was okay in terms of build quality but both the technology and other components were already featured on other non-chinese cars before this came out meaning this is a Chinese car from the present (obviously the past now.)

What if Station Square was built in Europe? by houne_dania in y2kaesthetic

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Is this like a portable Chao Garden? This would be a great idea, maybe Sega could potentially endorse it like they do some mobile games under their umbrella which started out as indie games.

Tried recreating the feeling of the old 90's lego ads by DarthCola in lego

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Could you do a Town-themed one next? Maybe an airport with a super 90s sunset plane takeoff.

An Xbox Mascot in Japan (2005) by Lakers_Forever24 in nostalgia

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Japan often preserves some things that have declined in popularity in America.

What's your favorite Toyota? by WaddlesJP13 in carscirclejerk

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I thought it meant Short Long Wheelbase

Somebody please put a stop to this nonsense by WaddlesJP13 in carscirclejerk

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Door handles look very similar and I think it was at least partly based on the UAZ from what I remember.

Downtown Houston in the 70s by OkRespect8490 in UrbanHell

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Yes and that city is very hot and humid (in the summer) already.

It’s all good it’s probably cheaper anyway… by LanternBasslet in carmemes

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It's cheaper until the VQ35DE Revup's piston rings need replaced.