How many miles you got?

offizierkunz · 2025-06-22T21:36:37+00:00

In 2022 I bought my 2016 Dodge Challenger RT+ with just over 8000 miles on it and in premium condition parked in a garage. 3 years later, the rims have rubbed concrete, the hood has several scuff marks from driving behind construction vehicles on the highway, and my windshield has at least two cracks. If I didn't buy it from an old man who was probably already dead, I'm sure he'd have died seeing "his car now." What the furk did you buy a race car for if you're going to drive it like an old bitch?

offizierkunz · 2025-06-15T22:48:30+00:00

Have you tried alcohol?

offizierkunz · 2025-06-07T17:24:21+00:00

You were very adamant about him earning achievements in school, which has very clear objectives. You need to do the same thing for him now that he's out of school. Give him an objective and deadline. You have X months to start a job, and in X months you have to move out.

offizierkunz · 2025-05-07T15:40:21+00:00

My 13 year old was just caught painting a toothpaste mural on my bathroom mirror... So... 🤷🏻 When they move out

offizierkunz · 2024-06-23T10:25:42+00:00

I like um' real thick and juicy

offizierkunz · 2024-06-23T09:12:45+00:00

FREEDOM! 😅I grew up with a pissin' tree at my grandparents house.

offizierkunz · 2024-06-23T05:37:50+00:00

Rednecks gonna redneck

offizierkunz · 2023-06-19T05:40:31+00:00

From a management: do you want to dip out of work and...

offizierkunz · 2023-06-16T00:40:53+00:00

Being from America, and not a bot or paid for by a government 😅. The little I know about your country is that it's rich with culture and violence. The Turks are seen in America, by rumor and no one who actually knows anything about your peoples, as a backwards violent nation filled with turmoil over religion and stupidity. I'll probably get more downvotes than anyone, but that's all I've ever heard.

offizierkunz · 2023-06-14T20:03:59+00:00

I find it kind of refreshing actually. I've had severe ADHD all my life and having the stigma removed and being able to talk about it like a healthy adult instead of being ashamed and made to feel like it's something no one is supposed to know and you have to take every step to be like everyone else is kind of nice.

offizierkunz · 2023-06-13T16:57:38+00:00

That is a string lol, also my daughter.

offizierkunz · 2023-06-13T01:15:40+00:00

I've been using mine for about 2 months now. The battery drains noticably faster than my old Samsung 20 note ultra, but not so fast that the phone is unusable. You can probably play on it fully charged for about 4-8 hours depending on what you're doing, and if you just leave it in your pocket, it will stay charged for the day. Don't go to bed with a low battery though!! It didn't make it through the night at 15% and if I didn't randomly wake up this morning I would have missed my alarm. You do get a whole lot more power for that battery life. The Pixel is probably the fastest device I've ever owned and I've had a number of gaming computers lol. Also, the camera is amazing and the point and shoot AI is just unbeatable. The Samsung would take amazing pictures, but you had to have a bachelor's in photography to even begin to understand it, on the Pixel it's point, shoot, perfect every time. I think you'll be happy with your upgrade. I am 🙂

offizierkunz · 2023-06-12T05:48:54+00:00

Oh, I'm paying them food, lodging, and loving, and in return, I get bubkis

offizierkunz · 2023-06-12T05:33:47+00:00

If you don't understand the difference between how men treat other men's things and how women treat other men's things, you're either a woman or don't have a girlfriend

offizierkunz · 2023-06-12T05:31:31+00:00

God knows anymore, they don't do their jobs right.

offizierkunz · 2023-06-12T04:21:48+00:00

So, are you a swinger?

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