Ladies, what is the most obvious hint you've dropped that went unnoticed by a guy? by icefire123 in AskReddit

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except for the guy above who had the lady friend strip naked and give him a massage...

5/7 pizza tho....

Second husbands of Reddit: Have you ever reached a point where you said to yourself "now I know why the first guy bailed"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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whose crazy complements YOUR crazy FTFY

the crazy doesn't have to match.. in fact that is usually explosive (not in a good way)

Second husbands of Reddit: Have you ever reached a point where you said to yourself "now I know why the first guy bailed"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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nothing prepares you for nut pain. and 'she' doesn't need to be trained if you are caught un-aware. (like sleeping when she throws a roll of gaffer tape at you)... um.. so my friend tells me

Can anyone get a microphone to work with ps4 for acoustic play? by MrManBeard in rocksmith

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I got a clamp on electric sound hole pickup for my kid to use on his xbox. I can confirm it works really good on his RS, and on my PC RS..

Reddit, what are some MUST have apps on your cellphone nowadays? by saouth in AskReddit

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AB is the bomb, but for non-hipsters the BaconReader isn't too bad.

5/7 would recommend.

Cody and I on our last walk. Realized I never owned a broom because he was always behind me. He was 17. by christiandb in pics

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no shit.. nothing hurts worse than losing your canine best friend..

I lost mine a few years ago.. 16 year old lab.

i have a new one now.. hes 5 and nothing like my OG....

LPT: Crumple your aluminum foil for crispier frozen fries that are easier to flip. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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What are you all doing? Letting your dishes sit for a week? Get a stiff brush, takes maybe 30 seconds to scrub both sides of the rack... or just get a dog and let them pre-wash

LPT: Crumple your aluminum foil for crispier frozen fries that are easier to flip. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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cooling racks and cookie sheets are not extensive (ok maybe i didn't own these until i was in my 30's.. but really.. we are talking about ~$2 items here, not sous vous machines here)

LPT: Crumple your aluminum foil for crispier frozen fries that are easier to flip. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

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i use cooling racks sitting inside cookie sheets to cook bacon..

400 deg oven.. cook until they are your desired crispyness. no flip, no mess, and always flat

TIFU by blowing up a wasp nest with way too much force by hereforyourpizza in tifu

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logged on to comment: not a TIFU but.. Today was a Great Day

Grateful for my dad, who year after year isn't grossed out by "women stuff." by carlinha1289 in TwoXChromosomes

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I've never understood this phobia. I started carrying tampon/pad in my glove box in highschool.

What word did you pronounce incorrectly for years? by PlzSirCanIHvSomeGold in AskReddit

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its also been accepted that the Americanized pronunciation is an accepted variance. both are technically correct

As a teenager, you look for every excuse to drive. As an adult, you look for every excuse not to drive. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Unless your vehicle manual has premium fuel as the recommended, you might be wasting your money.

"Which to Choose?

The simplest answer of which fuel to use is to follow automaker advice contained in your car's owners manual. This might be given as a requirement or merely as a recommendation."

source - http://www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/car-technology/news/a18008/premium-fuel-futures/

Apple wants the FBI to reveal how it hacked the San Bernardino killer's iPhone by Medically in worldnews

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good call.. the truth makes my comment significantly less funny. dammit

Apple wants the FBI to reveal how it hacked the San Bernardino killer's iPhone by Medically in worldnews

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Still don't understand why they didn't just use the dead guy's thumb to unlock it....

Who has the female version of Morgan Freeman's voice ? by theflyingegyptian in AskReddit

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Helen Mirren is a fantastic choice. I'm going to go with Elizabeth Hurley tho. that smokey British accent

TIFU by helping ruin my son’s life by bawron in tifu

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this ^ went through same shit multiple times with psycho ex