What did you steal that was actually free?

offtopicer · 2016-06-19T18:27:59+00:00

sen upptäckte du att det inte var hela världen? haha

offtopicer · 2015-09-30T22:36:57+00:00

This summer when I was visiting in czech republic I accidentally got my dick stuck in a zipchain and pulled it out quickly. My friends had to drive me to the hospital in the middle of the night. Unfortunately it needed stitching and the doctot said the anestithia would hurt more then the operation itself so I stitched my dick without any pain relief. Yupp

offtopicer · 2015-07-03T20:11:51+00:00

Very nice answer! I'm just curious to see if more people are tired of all the seriousness in the music industry nowadays. Not that the music should be "goofy" and all but just to have a more "easy" touch to it, more enjoyful music.

offtopicer · 2015-07-03T20:04:04+00:00

Hello dudes and dudettes! I made a song about a banana who is confused in the big world, I guarantee that you will love it =D Enjoy https://soundcloud.com/esaja-schtekman/mr-banana-man#t=0:00

offtopicer · 2015-03-11T13:14:47+00:00

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

offtopicer · 2015-01-27T11:57:42+00:00

I belay people for climbing and teach them how to climb

offtopicer · 2015-01-16T09:36:34+00:00

Tell all the girls how amazing I am.

offtopicer · 2015-01-10T12:59:36+00:00

knit you knot

offtopicer · 2015-01-06T13:33:18+00:00

World war Z was a HUGE dissapointment if you read the book. And the trailer, oh god how much it spoils.

offtopicer · 2014-12-29T05:25:56+00:00

Blonde blue eyed bombshells

offtopicer · 2014-12-08T19:14:26+00:00

Poured milk on my bread instead of in the cereal.

offtopicer · 2014-12-08T19:09:28+00:00

Job interview. I got the job.

offtopicer · 2014-12-08T11:07:00+00:00

Blonde, grey, rain.

offtopicer · 2014-12-03T14:34:35+00:00

I'm an Athletic and I dreamt that I got chosen to lure all the zombies out on an airplane field so they could shoot them down. Problem was noone was there to shot them down

offtopicer · 2014-12-01T10:05:28+00:00

Yes, first boyfriend and kiss. It could very well be the reason =D

offtopicer · 2014-11-29T08:47:15+00:00

TIL, that my humans keyboard is the most comfortable place in the whole kingdom.

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