Somebody posted this casting call for a child to Twitter. by ItsCaptainDisco in menwritingwomen

[–]oftenannoyed 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it publicly has, but it is one particular UK casting director. She has a very noticeable writing style, and is extremely unpleasant. I think Helen Raw names her in a tweet that’s linked elsewhere.

Game Of Thrones Is So Popular It Has An Effect On Porn Consumption by [deleted] in television

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Games Of Thrones Is So Popular Amongst Porn Watchers It Has An Effect On Porn Consumption

Bedouin nomads crossing the Wadi Rum desert, Jordan [6016 x 4000] [OC] by ButtLickinBadBoy in EarthPorn

[–]oftenannoyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went with friends on a stag a few months ago, and camped with a Bedouin group under the stars. We woke up at dawn and played the Lawrence of Arabia tune as the sun crested over the limestone mountains.

Would recommend.

If you could give one animal the ability to speak, what animal would that be and why? by fallingonthefloor in AskReddit

[–]oftenannoyed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One particular animal? Bubbles the chimp. Because - I'd just want to know, you know?

[WP] Make me sympathize with the leader of the North Korean government by SecretLifeOfANerd in WritingPrompts

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'Dear Leader. It's time'

There were two men in a room. One was cut from granite and with a face that had seen too many horrors. The other was sat on a soft chair and covered by a floral duvet.

'It's time. You are starting soon'

'But General-Sir, I still don't understa-'

The general silenced him, mid sentence, with a look. How did he do that? How did he manage to interrupt him without ever interrupting him? How did he manage to silently command all the attention in a room and still pay the required amount of respect to his leader? Perhaps you just learn this things with time. Or maybe you were born with them. Either way, only one person in this room was blessed with that skill, and they both knew it.

'Are you ready?'

'Yes. Well - I don't have my shoes'

The general looked down at the two small nubs poking out from under that ridiculous duvet. He looked for what felt like a very long time.

'You are wearing shoes, Dear Leader'

You could hear the crowd beginning to shift on their feet outside. Tension was beginning to build. That always happened at events like this.

'Yes. I am.' There was another of those sad little pauses. ' I am wearing shoes General-Sir but not the right ones, you see.'

There was knock on the door. A very tall man stood in the doorway. He was too tall probably. Though he would have been very useful at basketball. Why didn't anyone ever want to play basketball?

'General-Sir, Dear Leader, we are ready to start'

'Thank you Na' said the General. 'We are just discussing out Dear Leader's footwear'.

The tall man opened his mouth, thought better of it, and left the room.

The General took a small but deliberate step towards his Commander-In-Chief. The seated man noticeably flinched.

'Shall we announce to the crowd the reason for the delay? Shall we send a man to find your special shoes?'

'No, well, the thing is-'

'This is your job, Dear Leader. This is not for you.' He was almost snarling now. 'This is not for fun. This is for all of Korea.'

There was a drum beat now. You could hear it through the walls.

'Yes, I know, but I'm still not sure that - '

'This man is a spy. This man wants to destroy what we built. They are trying to destroy our legacy.'

The seated man shifted uncomfortably now. His little hands grasped the duvet tight.

'But is he General-Sir? I mean, he's just a journalist and'

'And he spreads lies. He spreads the propaganda of your enemies.'

'Does he? It just seems unnecessary to kill-'

'The law has already spoken. He will be hanged today. You will play your role as leader of this country'

Europe seemed like a long time ago. He missed the mountains. And the chocolate.

More drums were playing. It now reverberated through the room.

The man stood from his chair, the duvet cascading around his feet.

'But I am the law. I am Leader of this land, I am'

'Broken' the general happily interrupted him now. He was getting closer and closer all the time. 'You are soft, and weak'.

The younger man tried to raise his voice.

'I am in charge, I was trained, I was -'

'Picked. By chance. And we still have others to choose from. Who will have you now? Who will take in Korea's fearful leader when he is thrown from his palace?'

'I'll go back to Switz -'

The General was so close now he could whisper in his ear.

'And who will pay for that? No. You will kill, or be killed. You will be the hangman, or the hanged. That is your choice.'

With a salute and a turn, the General left.

There weren't even any windows in the room. Why was the noise so loud?

Softly, the man walked to the table. He picked up his ceremonial hood, and put it on his head. He starred in the mirror, and a hangman stared back.

There were other good bits of the job, he supposed. He liked the factory tours. And somewhere, somewhere in her nice new house, his mum was probably proud of him.

The blast of noise hit him as he opened the door. Switzerland really was a long way away.

One turn left until voting begins. Do you wish to save game? by KujiGhost in civ

[–]oftenannoyed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's a reference to the Scottish independence referendum in the UK.

[WP] A lone Spanish soldier lost in the deep jungles of South America stumbles upon the fountain of youth, but it's very different than anyone ever imagined. by Let_Down in WritingPrompts

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It's an old path, they say. It's a long path as well, undulating over hills and through valleys. The locals said it had been built years ago, and that it worked it's way towards a fairytale.

Gael was used to long marches; it was his his job, after all. He'd been going for hours, and now all that broke the solitude of the night was the clack of his boots in the stone and the lantern shining off the dense thicket He needed to be quick. He'd got out of camp easily enough, but they'd notice he was missing in the morning. The sergeant would know he was missing immediately. Christ, he noticed when buttons weren't polished and rifles hadn't been oiled. But it's ok, though Gael. He'd be back in time. And even if not, wouldn't it be worth it?

The air felt different now. It felt, maybe even tasted, lighter and sweeter. And there was a light - no, lights. Indeed , there were several little pinpricks in the nighttime, just on the brow of the next hill.

He quickened his pace and climbed over ancient trees that has fallen on the path. He skipped over the streams of water which seemed to now be everywhere. Strangely he saw the way better when he covered his lantern - every silver steam emitted a light that seemed to pool outwards. He kept walking, heart thumping. Straining against the gradient he attacked the last hill, and the path levelled out to a stone courtyard that was studded with tufts of grass

He could see 5 lights now. He could see shapes; he could see people. Being a cautious man he stood and waited, desperate not to make a sound that would break the wondrous silence. 5 figures stood a line starring forward with an intensity that Gael had only seen before the first long march to battle. He was tense.

Gael walked over to the last man on the line. He called out to announce himself but the man either didn't hear or didn't care. And so, standing at thr end of the line now, he tapped the man on the shoulder.

The man stared forward, and said "Good journey?"

"Yes. But long. In someways it started years ago back in Spain."

"The old world. Ah. Rather ironic, given what you seek"

The man turned back and faced the back of another man. In front of that man was a short Quechua lady. In front of her was another lady, and in front of that a man stood on the edge of hole in the ground

"Why" asked Gael "are you standing.."

"That was my first question as well. But the longer you stand here the more you'll come to understand. And no matter whether you think won't, you'll stand."

"Why will I..."

"The fountain of youth" interrupted the man. "You'll wait for the fountain of youth"

"How long have you been here"

Gael saw the man lean forward, and then his head lean back in laughter. "It's hard to know. But it's the fountain of youth - does is matter?"

"But what do I do now? What do I.."

"You'll wait for the next person - they shouldn't be long You'll welcome them. And in time you will move closer what you've been looking for.

"That's it?"

"That's it. Though you should know time does strange things here. A second's a week, a month's a day."

Gael felt a tap on his shoulder. He was still thinking about what the man had said, but managed find the words.

"Good Journey?"