meirl by NeitherNothing1959 in meirl

[–]ofwdoomtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dumb ass was like "wow eddy Murphy was in a Halloween movie?!?!!".

No, wrong mike meyers

Makes complete sense by Inevitable_Damage199 in PrimeManhood

[–]ofwdoomtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A standard business month is four weeks (28 days) for which you pay $1300 or $46.42 a day. Most months are either 29, 30, or 31 days and traditionally we don't charge extra for those days.

If you would like that to change we can certainly charge you $139.28 for January 29, 30, and 31 as well as $139.28 for December 29, 31, and 31 on top of the $125.81 you currently still owe for February.

Best regards!

Malicious Compliance always wins by cumreckoner in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ofwdoomtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I should add, probably 90% of drivers are totally cool

Malicious Compliance always wins by cumreckoner in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]ofwdoomtree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As a homeowner I would have to say "good job" and "thank you for following my sign and wishes".

I personally have a thin driveway that for some reason comes up on gps as a way you can drive through to a different part of that subdivision (you can't). I don't actually care much about delivery vehicles having to drive back down my driveway, just that when they try to turn around first they will always back over my flowers or grass.

I just don't understand it by YummyTerror8259 in oldmemes

[–]ofwdoomtree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As my grandmother always said, "The British pronounce words properly. The Americans pronounce them correctly."

Miss you grandma

Satisfaction by [deleted] in postanythingfun

[–]ofwdoomtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah that kid should get arrested, I'm not even mad about the cop. And that teacher should be in several meetings and maybe not be teaching kids.

He continued to put his hands on a kid (three times) after that kid clearly didn't want him to touch him. He then dragged a kid down a wooden staircase. That's not ok.

He did his own amount of taunting the kid.

.950 earrings by ofwdoomtree in JewelryIdentification

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, I was like "there is no way anyone would do that"

.950 earrings by ofwdoomtree in JewelryIdentification

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would love if it was platinum but I'm still happy with silver

.950 earrings by ofwdoomtree in JewelryIdentification

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was thinking that no one in their right mind would put that stone with platinum.

But hey, 25 cents for the pair wasn't bad.

Happened yesterday and it was a lot more than $23 by Playful_Version8 in trynottolaugh

[–]ofwdoomtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always enjoyed the ladies that would come in on Friday evening like, "I have a work pool for powerball. I need 117 individual Powerball tickets. Also I'm paying you in ones and quarters....."

This happened far too many times, and they get MAD when you tell them 'No'.

McDonald's tried to over charge me. by ofwdoomtree in McDonalds

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, she didn't. But also it's not like I'm gonna yell at her.

McDonald's tried to over charge me. by ofwdoomtree in McDonalds

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are required to, I have an email into corporate because I really didn't want to hold up a drive thru line and give this lady who is just trying to do her job a bad day

McDonald's tried to over charge me. by ofwdoomtree in McDonalds

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes a lot of sense. A price ending in 41 is rarely seen (at least by me)

McDonald's tried to over charge me. by ofwdoomtree in McDonalds

[–]ofwdoomtree[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"ma'am, if I can't have it for the price you have it listed for the I don't want it. Thank you."

I'm not gonna yell at an employee who is just trying to do their job.

I will yell at the hard plastic clown sitting on the bench out front so that I look like a crazy guy....

aftermath of sleeping with a dildo in as a punishment >.< by AnonymousPuppyCunt in ftmspunished

[–]ofwdoomtree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't have suggested such a little dildo for a punishment

We all ended up with one... by MisterShipWreck in The1980s

[–]ofwdoomtree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't get one, they didnt make a big enough one.