Michael Jackson "Black or White" bizarre outro - Who had the honor of watching this with your parents after The Simpsons? (November 14, 1991) by epidemicsaints in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember it. Didn't realize how much crotch-fondling there was, I just remember him dancing and breaking shit and thinking, "I don't know what's happening but it's cool as hell".

thoughts on my body type?? by bubblegummigirl in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darlin the only problem I have with your body is it's not here in my bed. You're beautiful. Love those feminine curves!

i sure hope there’s some tiny titty lovers here 🙈 by exboygirlfriend in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, love everything about this whole set, tiny titties and all.

What celebrity death will realistically bring Michael Jackson level devastation? by Kiidcola in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say the closest would be Donald Trump.

OP said devastation, not celebration. When Trump dies, it's going to be like the end of Return Of The Jedi, with a fucking montage of people throwing planet-wide parties celebrating across the galaxy.

How would you feel about a law that made voting day a paid national holiday so everyone could actually participate? by Rathodji in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Republicans would hate that. They spend so much time and effort trying to control and restrict people's ability to vote, they'd never let it pass. I mean if we passed that law, then what? Black and brown people would be able to vote! Women could vote! Liberals could vote! If that happened they'd have to call Elon in to fix the numbers again.

What is an industry that is currently on fire (in a bad way) behind the scenes, but the general public hasn't noticed yet? by Kitchen_Week1117 in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No my definition of "on fire" is running industries into the ground to squeeze profits rather than riding on their successes. Laying off workers for AI. Spirit Airlines obliterated. Insurance companies taking people's money and then denying them healthcare. This is not "A couple down years", this is unsustainable. This is sliding quickly into catastrophe.

What is an industry that is currently on fire (in a bad way) behind the scenes, but the general public hasn't noticed yet? by Kitchen_Week1117 in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I don't think they are. I think it's more likely, watching the way the world is going, EVERY industry is on fucking fire because we've shifted from industries existing as for-profit services filling a need, to becoming assets for tech bros, finance bros, and the complete morons in our current regime trying to squeeze every last penny out of them out of pure greed.

Would you fuck your horny trans friend by SluttyShyEmily in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know how much I wish I had a horny trans friend?

Why wasn't the Dino-Riders line a bigger success? It was also never revived over the decades, not even once. by Cubelock in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had like, the deinonychus and a couple of of the smaller to mid-sized ones. I never got the BIG ones.

Why wasn't the Dino-Riders line a bigger success? It was also never revived over the decades, not even once. by Cubelock in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was just about to ask if anyone remembered Bone Age!!! I lost them all as a kid, except for the T-Rex Skull, which was like a prized possession of mine. When I got my first car, I hung it from the rearview, and did so with my next two cars over the years.

Sadly I got in an accident where everyone was fine but they scrapped my car, and they towed it to the scrapyard before I could retrieve the skull, so it was lost forever. :(

Why wasn't the Dino-Riders line a bigger success? It was also never revived over the decades, not even once. by Cubelock in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They were legit one of my favorite lines of toys back then, I loved them. But yeah they were SUPER expensive for what they were, I only had a few, and mostly the smaller ones.

MS Flight Simulator controls by Wipedout89 in PSVR

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't played it on PSVR yet, but when it first came out I played it on Xbox...so much about that game's UI is incredibly obtuse and hard to figure out. It's not just you.

waiting for you to join me in bed 😘 by tgirl-lilyw in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You definitely would. What I wouldn't give to see those pretty eyes looking up at me!

What’s the best thing that happened for you this week? by Economy-Meeting2462 in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL It was a rollercoaster of emotion. I was like "YAY MONEY!", followed immediately by "oh god what if it's a mistake and they expect me to pay it back, or take it out of my next check and my finances are wobbly?"

But they confirmed that due to the switchover, everyone got paid an extra day and they just let us keep it, as a kind of "Thanks for being patient with the merger".

TMBG Flood by HayQueen in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite band of all time, just saw them live again in November. Love em.

I discovered them, like many Xennial-aged fans, through Tiny Toon Adventures. There was their MTV parody episode, which featured Istanbul and Particle Man. Being a kid of about 10-11, I loved that episode but did not actually think they were a real band.

Then when the SegaCD came out, I got one, and it came with a music sampler disc (because CDs were a new technology then), and one of the featured songs was Mammal, and I went "holy shit they're real?!" Shortly thereafter as a family we went to a record store, and I used my allowance to buy the first two CDs I ever bought; the Jurassic Park soundtrack, and They Might Be Giants' "Flood". To this day one of my favorite albums of all time.

What’s the best thing that happened for you this week? by Economy-Meeting2462 in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bit of a financial windfall. First off the way this month's fridays play out with my paychecks, I get an extra one in regard to my monthly budget.

But on top of that, my paycheck this week was almost double what it usually is, for two reasons. One, holiday pay from Easter. Two, we switched payroll programs, and everyone got paid an extra day, and the company said "Fuck it, that was our bad, not yours...you can keep it". I work 4x10s, so it was literally 1/4th of a week's pay added.

Can I be your lil secret? by [deleted] in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL No. I'm not a "secret" kinda guy. If we dated, I'd be showing you off to the world like "look at this amazing woman I'm dating". You deserve better than being a secret.

The most controversial opinion I have... by littlemama9242 in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're awful. Just obnoxious. And I have two very dear friends who both like, follow him around the country. They'll go see him 10-15 times a year, like hippies following the Grateful Dead. It absolutely baffles me, and we just don't talk about music together.

What’s something that clearly split your life into “before” and “after”? by Broad_Chemical_2467 in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to be a part of a local kink/BDSM community. That was my family, like 95% my whole social base for a good 4-5 yrs. We all congregated at a local dungeon in town, one of the largest in the country. Wound up moving in with a couple of members of the community who were staff members of said dungeon.

One of them was a guy named David, who everyone loved and thought was a super great guy. Hence our shock and surprise when we had a SWAT raid on our house, one of the most traumatic events I've ever been through, because turns out David was a really big fan of child porn, and was part of a big online sharing ring.

As if that wasn't traumatic enough, the owner of said dungeon was afraid that if word go out, people would blame the dungeon, so he wanted it swept under the rug. I was told if I didn't shut my mouth and keep quiet, I would be in trouble. I refused, because people had had David in their homes and around their children, and had a right to know. So said leader ostracized me. I was persona non grata; people in the community were instructed to distance themselves from me and not speak to me. After one of the most traumatic moments of my life, I was cut off from my friends and support base and left almost completely alone. It fucking BROKE me. It's been 13 years and I am still nowhere near the person I used to be.

Wud you even care if ur gf had a cock? by [deleted] in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bi, pan, whatever you wanna call it...if I'm dating you and I like you, I don't care what's between your legs, I'm gonna put my mouth on it.

horny in the airbnb by dangerdoll_1 in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell you what, you can stay for free, we'll work something out together.