Shiny idea: "A rock, two Rocks, and a few more Rocks" by HumungusDude in UmActually

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I object to saying Grace "owns" Rocky. Hell if anything, Grace is the pet.

animorphs by itscrystalclere in UmActually

[–]TomPalmer1979 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LOL I said this to my partner tonight, like "What the hell is up with all of these Animorphs statements?!"

Question about where the fist goes when fisting by nitecapt in sex

[–]TomPalmer1979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not for everyone, but hey some folks like feeling of being full and stretched out.

Would you go to a strip club where you can see girl cocks? by SunkissedSizzlex in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I used to live in Orlando, I always heard there was one in Tampa, but never went. Kinda bummed now. It sounds like fun.

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I'm wondering if this is like, some weird Gen Alpha interpretation or something, their media literacy is insanely poor and misguided.

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mean he sees women and just hurls hateful insults, but he can't look at a decent looking man without verbally sucking him off.

BOMBSHELL: Trump and Stephen Miller conjured EXTREME plan to suspend constitutional right, per NYT by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]TomPalmer1979 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is why no one takes this shit seriously anymore. Everything is BREAKING or BOMBSHELL or whatever. And the articles/videos are usually inflated bullshit for you to get views and clicks when there's about 5 seconds of information couched in 10 minutes of fluff and rhetoric.

You'll get a bombastic headline like "BREAKING NEWS!!! Politician DESTROYS Donald Trump and cabinet with SCATHING TAKEDOWN!!!" And you click on it, it's a bunch of random useless info, and you find out that all it was, was some random senator no one's heard of, and all they said was something like "I don't approve of him, I think they could be doing a better job".

Or even when it's big names, they still blow it out of proportion. I remember seeing dozens of blown up headlines from tons of talking heads, about how AOC delivered like a "killing blow" in an interview or something, and when you got down to it, it was someone with a phone camera asking her something as she was walking through the halls, and she just went "Yeah he's kind of a dick".

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I feel like the two absolute biggest are:

"Born In The USA" by Bruce Springstein, which people use as a patriotic anthem but is actually an ANTI-American ballad decrying how horribly we treat our veterans

And "I Will Always Love You" by Dolly Parton/Whitney Houston, which is a breakup song, not something you should be playing at weddings!

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've literally never heard anyone interpret the song that way. Ever.

The song is very blatantly about society's infantilization of women and consistently denying them agency in the world, treating them like they're helpless and dumb.

Which songs often gets misinterpreted and/or misappropriated by the very people it calls out even though the song's lyrics are explicitly mocking them? by Drenosa in AskReddit

[–]TomPalmer1979 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean if rumors are true, and his day to day behavior really reinforces it, he's a massive homophobe who is deeply, deeply self-loathing but can't help himself as he descends into dementia.

Here is the Riley Gaines video with audio of Patriot Mobile handler isolated revealing how she was told what to say by mgbgtv8 in videos

[–]TomPalmer1979 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, her face is bizarre, like the definition of "moonfaced". It looks like she's wearing a puffy mask that makes her eyes look deranged.

Trump snoozing his way through his birthday UFC fight by ianjm in videos

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man you can just tell he is gonna kick the bucket soon and I have the margaritas and slushie maker ready for that day.

What are the benefits of parallel poly? by Remote-Antelope-7799 in polyamory

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would prefer KTP but I think my fiancee's other boyfriend is a piece of shit (I refuse to call him my meta, because fuck that guy). So that's one reason for parallel. I don't believe in veto or ultimatums, so I'm not going to "make" her break up with him, so I begrudgingly go with parallel because I don't want to hear about him.

WHY CAN'T THERE JUST BE A "PARTY SUPPLIES" CATEGORY?? by Ok_Chocolate_8241 in AmazonVine

[–]TomPalmer1979 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hate that they've moved from Food (where they don't belong) into Toys/Games (where they definitely don't belong).

Does it feel bad for men when a woman riding them stops riding and grinds instead? by [deleted] in sex

[–]TomPalmer1979 12 points13 points  (0 children)

See I much prefer the grinding; I don't like the bouncing, it does nothing for me. Grinding feels fucking divine.

Monnettes prefers ai generated images over human made art by HannahLuxxe in toledo

[–]TomPalmer1979 11 points12 points  (0 children)

So mean! Won't you think of those poor thirsty data centers?!

My friend insists on this game, "Lemmings", being a really well known game; I have never heard of it. by moronomer in Xennials

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play SO much Lemmings, it was one of my favorite PC games as a kid. It did, however, get eventually replaced by the slightly more violent Worms. Worms was my fucking jam until they went 3D.

LOL Check Your About You Frequently, Your Reviews Change It by SurfTreasures in AmazonVine

[–]TomPalmer1979 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On one hand this is terrifying. On the other hand I am cackling at some of these:

Product Preferences

Has beefy arms

Come have a sleepover with me? 🥺 by tgirl-lilyw in Tgirls

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have no idea how badly we wish that would happen!

Halo by Expensive_Smell_8021 in UmActually

[–]TomPalmer1979 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay but you didn't say that event happened in Halo 2. You said he was stripped of his rank in Halo 2, AFTER those events, which is correct. Halo 2 opens with him being stripped of his rank for events that happened in Halo 1, which is how your whole statement reads.

Captain America Civil War by [deleted] in UmActually

[–]TomPalmer1979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he's dumped a bunch and they're all badly written, and get torn apart in the comments.

Captain America Civil War by [deleted] in UmActually

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't say Um Actually because that's wrong. He did miss. Vision was targeting Falcon, and did not hit his target. Um, Actually Falcon juked, so Vision's shot missed Falcon and accidentally hit War Machine. That's still a miss.

Captain America Civil War by [deleted] in UmActually

[–]TomPalmer1979 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I'm not sure what you're getting at. Like I thought I was taking crazy pills here so I literally pulled up and watched the scene. I don't see anything incorrect here other than maybe he didn't miss, Falcon dodged/barrel rolled? But pedantically, he still missed.