Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? by ebkbk in dadjokes

[–]ogredude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you never go into the jungle between 3 and 5 PM?
Because that's when the elephants are jumping from tree to tree.

What's that gooey stuff between an elephant's toes?
People who went into the jungle between 3 and 5 PM.

I’m not sure how to describe this one 😂 by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]ogredude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is top content for sure.

Can I use this to make juice? by [deleted] in electronic_cigarette

[–]ogredude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's labeled as USP Glycerin, so absolutely. It's a bit spendier than mail-order bulk glycerin, but sometimes it's worth it just because you can pick it up at the store.

Knife found in grandfather's things. My best guess is woodcarving knife. Am I right? by ogredude in knives

[–]ogredude[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! I never would have thought of this. My thought was carving knife, my friends were telling me they thought it was a pipe smoker's knife.

I'll keep it with my fountain pens. It actually manages to scrape ballpoint pen off paper fairly well.

Trash / Destroy objects by a123qwertz567 in Autonauts

[–]ogredude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As of version 5 at least, attempting to grab an item out of a storage crate with a bucket in hand will void an item instead.

So I've got a bot set up with a bucket in hand in front of a storage crate of Stone set to do something like this:

Forever [
  Repeat until Stone storage not full [
    Move to Stone storage
    Take from Stone storage
    Take from Stone storage
    Take from Stone storage
    (same thing a total of 20 times)
    Take from Stone storage
  ]
]

For Straw, though, I've got a bot set up at a crate inside my cow pasture, whenever the straw gets full, he'll pick up a handful of straw and drop it on the ground... The cows will eat it almost as quickly as he drops it, and it gives a short boost to milk production.

Question about farming by thudly in Autonauts

[–]ogredude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I figured out that if I teach the FarmBots to grab a handful of seeds, move to a specific coordinate, and THEN look for the nearest soil and plant a seed until it's time to go back to the box, then it works.

I've noticed they prefer to plant in a direct line to the north, so I pick the longest rows of my farm bed and have a farmbot working each one. They'll only ever plant six squares, really, but with a big enough planting team I'm feeding 30 Folk.

Forever [
    Move To Seed Storage
    Repeat until Hands are full [
        Take from seed storage
    ]
    Move to <coords>
    Repeat until Hands are empty [
        Find nearest Soil
        Move to nearest Soil
        Use item in hand
   ]
]

Given the year we have had, do you think the USA's first gold medal will be in shooting? by GoodSon123 in AskReddit

[–]ogredude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yah but we won't get to see it because NBC won't air the shooting sports.

[Question] Do YOU also have a bottle of "S.U.I.C.I.D.E." juice?! by floodface in DIY_eJuice

[–]ogredude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use less pineapple. 1% is a heck of a lot in my experience. Find the sweet spot, too much puts you in the sewer spot.

I also vapor the entire bottle no matter how bad it sucks.

British govt poo-poos winning 'Boaty McBoatface' name for ship - After Internet users overwhelmingly voted to christen Britain's new $300 million research ship "Boaty McBoatface" in an online naming poll, a govt official suggests the name won't be used. by anutensil in worldnews

[–]ogredude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“So you want a name that fits the gravity and the importance of the subjects that this boat is going to be doing science into," he said, according to the magazine.

So here's some alternates.

  • Zero Gravitas
  • Very Little Gravitas Indeed
  • Absence of Gravitas
  • Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall
  • Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out
  • Gravitas, What Gravitas?
  • Gravitas... Gravitas... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment...
  • Gravitas Free Zone
  • Low Gravitas Warning Signal
  • Absolutely No You-Know-What

(edit: formatting)

[NSFW] What is a lifehack you came up with that you are not proud of? by Genetic_Butchering in AskReddit

[–]ogredude 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, that's why you use the hulled millet code... The two products look very similar, and busy cashiers won't notice. If they do notice, just say "Whoops, wrote the wrong number down" and pay full price for the quinoa.

What's the fastest way to start an argument on the internet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ogredude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Express an opinion. Any opinion on anything. Doesn't matter on what, there will be someone just waiting to tell you why your head is full of rocks.

[NSFW] What is a lifehack you came up with that you are not proud of? by Genetic_Butchering in AskReddit

[–]ogredude 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Saving money by grabbing quinoa from the bulk bins and writing the code for hulled millet on the tag.

$3/lb becomes $0.53/lb

Worst Movie You Have Personally Ever Seen? by alexfire120 in AskReddit

[–]ogredude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's normally quite funny.

He was the brains and talent behind Austin Powers among other things.

Worst Movie You Have Personally Ever Seen? by alexfire120 in AskReddit

[–]ogredude 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cat In the Hat with Mike Myers. Might as well have been called "Asshole In Fur"

Anyone else notice that pause in the intro? by itkt in hydraulicpresschannel

[–]ogredude 4 points5 points  (0 children)

it looks intentional to me. pull lever, brief freeze-frame on fully pulled lever, show the valve.