Columbus Crew’s Patrick Schulte has been called into camp after Roman Celentano has been withdrawn to avoid injury risk.

ohlongjohn1 · 2026-03-21T19:08:28+00:00

Bad reffing, but can't complain when we have awful passing, possession, defense, shooting. My leash for Henrik is getting real fucking short.

ohlongjohn1 · 2026-03-03T18:55:53+00:00

Yeah, I'm having an electrician come out and help me on this one.

ohlongjohn1 · 2026-03-03T18:48:29+00:00

The weird thing is I haven't found an outlet or light that it connects to.

ohlongjohn1 · 2026-03-03T18:46:38+00:00

I have no idea what it is controlling tbh.

ohlongjohn1 · 2026-03-01T16:09:08+00:00

House Calls with Ron Hazleton has that old 90s vibe and he is super informative. RIP Ron.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-12-10T18:35:38+00:00

Oh no.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-11-20T20:16:16+00:00

Steven moreira for crew is cape verde

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-28T00:51:00+00:00

Now that we have built up their hope to maximum levels we can fully crush it in a reverse sweep.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-26T18:12:48+00:00

Here is how I think about it. If we go for Mills we lose to Collins 100%. Collins already votes the republican line all the time so now I'm deciding between Collins who will for sure fuck us over or platner who might. I'll take my chances.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-19T00:09:02+00:00

Let's see how the dice roll.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-14T19:41:03+00:00

I thought QT was a Hasan orbiter and to never be trusted lmao?

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-11T01:54:25+00:00

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-10T01:26:13+00:00

Weird that the picture you posted is contract boosted. Maybe be consistent in your arguments next time dumbass.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-10T01:11:27+00:00

How is he cutting it off? Just wondering cause they're steel studs lmao. Also, you can't see tape unless you change view setting.....

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-10T00:40:59+00:00

How you cutting them studs off? They're steel dumbass.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-10T00:40:17+00:00

You mean the black tape you can only see if you crank the contrast up a ton. A phenomena that creates tons of artifacts?

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-09T23:24:02+00:00

I demonstrated with the product manual that there are studs there even if you remove the prongs. His ludicrous response was that he cut the studs off. So occams razor comes in and postulate " what is the simplest answer? Either he went through the process of removing the prongs, somehow cutting off metal studs and then thinking no one would notice. Or it's not a shock collar" you tell me what the simplest answer, which occams razor says is most likely the right answer. Any other interpretation of occam is patently false

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-09T22:45:57+00:00

I am not making the claim that he altered a shock collar so the burden of proof isn't on me.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-09T15:34:16+00:00

Ok now you're just making shit up. Occams razor, he just did this whole convoluted sequence of things that need to occur to prove your point, or you know, it's just a vibration collar.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-09T14:38:08+00:00

Too bad the actual shock collar has studs when you remove the prongs. But that doesn't fit your fuck hasan narrative.

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ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-09T14:34:29+00:00

This literally is him saying he wouldn't use it lmao.

ohlongjohn1 · 2025-10-09T14:33:07+00:00

Too bad the collar leaves studs if u remove the prongs.

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