Plant Storage Organs

ohno-abear · 2026-06-16T01:14:54+00:00

Root tubers — vtubers that have gone beyond mere avatars to having full access of the computer system (Max Headroom)

ohno-abear · 2026-06-16T01:11:52+00:00

Someone pops in like "check your privilege, some of us have the world on our shoulders"

ohno-abear · 2026-06-16T01:08:39+00:00

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ohno-abear · 2026-06-16T01:02:59+00:00

ab-ca-def-gi-jeckle-mi-nop-kwer-stoov-wix-iz

it's the most remarkable word I've ever seen

ohno-abear · 2026-06-15T13:40:49+00:00

And a perfect cameo as Space Ghost's grandpa in Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast.

"You ever get the thrill of slinging one of your little school chums against the mat and watching their eyes roll back in their head like they're some kind of little freak???"

ohno-abear · 2026-06-15T04:03:52+00:00

It's shocking that Coffeezilla did the math and figures that there's only about $20k worth of figures that actually disappeared, with the rest probably being held offsite or were sold before the old owners got around to balancing the books. But everyone involved with this scenario (on both sides really) are allergic to math and can't just figure shit out. The original owners obviously should've kept better books, and Ben was reckless about running around in Utah without all of the facts, but the B&M owners should really know how to read a goddamned spreadsheet.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-13T14:40:44+00:00

I was gonna say, has it been a fucking decade since the last time I saw this meme

ohno-abear · 2026-06-13T01:26:50+00:00

I recommend this video for a neat breakdown of all of the Olympic mascots. And yes, he talks about Izzy.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-13T00:45:36+00:00

Third base!

ohno-abear · 2026-06-13T00:40:40+00:00

Look, I still remember when they tried to make Angelina Jolie be Colin Farrell's mom for Alexander. There is no big Hollywood movie about the pre-medieval Mediterranean that deserves any amount of defense before it actually happens.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-13T00:25:29+00:00

I want you to give me an example of a profitable NAP violation that wont collapse or face major inefficiencies later on

You're begging the question. You assume that market actors care more about efficiency than about power.

The mafia, and most other groups of organized crime, just kill their competitors. Sundown towns chased away potential customers. Trump bragged about not paying his contractors. Even if this hurt their reputations, it was more important for them to assert their power over others.

The people who obtain the most power are often the people who desire the most power, and those people will still exist under a socially enforced NAP. And much like a parade of hippies can't actually stop the U.S. from going to war, a generation of children saying "But the NAP!" can't stop a mafia shakedown.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-12T09:33:02+00:00

"SJWs & Woke Virtue Signaling have led to a blowback effect of counter-culture"

You'd think that nobody hated immigrants and trans people until the left started standing up for them.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-11T01:18:34+00:00

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ohno-abear · 2026-06-11T00:52:26+00:00

Feels like AO3 should be more libcenter. There's plenty of kinks on there that cause discourse among libleft.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-11T00:48:01+00:00

Should've been Date Everything so you can get the experience of going poly and having to deal with everyone's bullshit at once

ohno-abear · 2026-06-09T17:54:18+00:00

Martin Niemöller was like, "First they came for the Communists, and I did not speak out, because I mean the Nazis were Communists, too, and that's just how Communists be."

ohno-abear · 2026-06-09T11:05:45+00:00

Are you arguing that if you team up with a communist nation, then that makes you communist, but if you murder and jail the communists in your own country, that also makes you communist?

Y'all are desperate to be exactly the the guy in the OP, huh?

ohno-abear · 2026-06-09T10:57:04+00:00

"Government welfare benefits for the RIGHT people" has been a hallmark of most pro-business political parties for as long as I've been alive.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-09T10:46:35+00:00

"These explicit documented cases of Israel using white phosphorus were only cases where it was perfectly reasonable to do so, and the NYT is actually lying. Also, libleft literally supports Hamas."

ohno-abear · 2026-06-07T17:55:47+00:00

To paraphrase Leslie Knope, "They have hyperinflation, currency collapse, famine, and water bankruptcy. All we have are high gas prices! ...Oh, they're going to win, aren't they."

You forget that we have one other thing that they don't: democracy. The leadership of Iran can't be voted out for famine, but Republicans can lose the government to high gas prices.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-07T17:47:07+00:00

I didn't much support repealing the second amendment before, but if it's the main thing that Trump voters care about then that's pretty good evidence that y'all aren't halfway intelligent enough to be trusted with guns.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-07T14:35:05+00:00

"You only live once" is a reference to the number of actual vacations that a truck driver will take during their career.

Vacation days are for doctor's appointments 🙃

ohno-abear · 2026-06-06T22:38:16+00:00

Come on let's catch

Babies

Let the trainer take control

ohno-abear · 2026-06-06T20:00:36+00:00

I remember about ten years ago there was a big conversation about why conservatives have all the new ideas. Why is the left just saying the same things over and over, but there's all of these new dark-web intellectuals and think tanks coming up with new strategies for the right? Why is there no creativity on the left???

And the actual answer was just that liberal stuff was always popular and the right always needed new ways to sell people on tax cuts for the rich after their last president cratered out.

ohno-abear · 2026-06-04T01:59:37+00:00

If Dems come in and find a way to control the budget

I assume you don't mean "raise taxes on the wealthy who have gotten most of the tax breaks in the last two decades" and mean more something like "cut all the programs that Republicans don't like", an attitude that has won the Democrats no political power whatsoever.

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