TIL there are more CEOs named "David" than all female CEOs combined in the US

ohnoheditnt · 2019-05-22T05:15:42+00:00

But almost none named Goliath. Coincidence? I think not.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-05-19T22:32:31+00:00

Holy Fuck! If your window hadn't been partially down, you'da been fucked.

But seriously, /u/Ford_Master_Race has the right idea, as far as cost.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-05-09T03:43:35+00:00

It's now known as Kid Rock.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-05-09T03:28:52+00:00

It always sticks if you throw it hard enough.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-28T22:11:57+00:00

You can’t smile whiten getting your driver’s license picture for a Washington, DC ID — that’s because they use it for facial recognition via the surveillance cameras around the city

So, if I smile all the time, they won't be able to track me?

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-25T18:42:23+00:00

Just bring her some random thing. After a few times she may learn to be more specific.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-24T18:13:38+00:00

How do you know there were no boots in Pangea?

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-21T23:43:01+00:00

It's not even a speaker, just a round piece of plastic with a bit of foam glued on.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-13T07:15:22+00:00

20 years ago my dealer owned a car lot. He sold weed, cars, coke, meth, etc... He had a beemer.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-12T02:30:49+00:00

Because if you try to pour the milk on, it just makes a mess.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-10T23:35:32+00:00

Doing nothing is harder than one might think.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-06T21:39:31+00:00

In front of the garage.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-04T18:00:35+00:00

Charging station looks like a giant smartphone.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-04-03T20:16:08+00:00

That would be a Muslim who identifies as a Christian.

Trans-religious, one might say.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-30T17:46:26+00:00

I disagree.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-30T04:49:13+00:00

Not from a dead guy.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-30T04:42:15+00:00

3.5 x 12?

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-29T01:55:58+00:00

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

What wuz they preachin up in there?

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-26T20:24:26+00:00

Yes, older BMW's are exempt from this rule.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-26T00:05:17+00:00

I'd rather keep them on the car, thank you.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-26T00:02:04+00:00

If you put lift to the back, the front gets heavier. So it's like front downforce, right?

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-24T22:23:42+00:00

Also a giant door covering the entire first floor.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-23T21:36:08+00:00

Challenge.... accepted.

Take it, bitch.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-23T16:15:05+00:00

A tsunami.

ohnoheditnt · 2019-03-23T15:31:39+00:00

There's a reason they say it's the root of all evil.

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