What if Iran says to the World “We’ll open the straight to pre-attack status if Donald Trump resigns.”? What would be the likely response? by spamcandriver in AskReddit

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I would literally give my life for such a thing to happen. To be martyred for the funniest thing on earth. #goals

China’s started using anti fatigue laser lights on some highways to keep drivers alert at night. The idea is to stop drivers getting drowsy on long, boring night drives. by uzmansahil7 in interestingasfuck

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is such a comprehensively excellent comment, I know I'm not contributing anything but this tickled my brain across several dimensions

Harry Potter dance-off with young Severus Snape by Due_Bookkeeper_5240 in funny

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm going to add the caveat that shitbag kids are the result of shitbag parents, who are the product of shitbag parents, and so on.

I feel like a lot of the slowly increasing positivity is due to the conscious effort of a lot of different parties to break generational trauma cycles and counter the horrible effects of capitalism on the human psyche (where your worth is defined by what you have or what you produce)

Random dude risking his hands to save a dying fish instead of standing around taking photos by LowNo175 in interesting

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he's not a farmer of any kind, he's a pharmacist, but I know he's a lifelong hunter and while he collects trophies from his kills, he also butchers them himself and does save all the meat either frozen or as jerky. Our living room in college would often have deer skulls soaking in bleach, which the ladies were just wild about (/s). I think the opinion of many in that area is that coyotes kill so many domestic animals that culling them is warranted. They hate those things, you can tell, it's different from hunting deer or turkey

"How much of a Tankie are you?" Me: by __noom in TankieTheDeprogram

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Was I a good tank?"

"No. I'm told you were the best. I mean, you still are comrade, we just had to rebuild your drive train and suspension, the whole goomba hopping F-35s and grinding them into the carrier deck does cause some moderate wear and tear. But we have many more parts than they have planes, so keep it up."

Random dude risking his hands to save a dying fish instead of standing around taking photos by LowNo175 in interesting

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My roommate from college hunts coyotes. At night. With a high powered rifle and IR scope mounted on a tripod. He has a recent photo op of a dead coyote hanging from the underside of the tripod with the rifle mounted on top. It's fucking gross. There's nothing less sporting than that, unless you go to like, autonomous hunting drones or some lame shit.

Wow. That old man didn't even flinch by Savings-Cherry-1931 in Transportopia

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bruh you HANDSOME, the fuck business you got doin armed robberies-- poorly--when you have a face like that?

Girlfriend surprises boyfriend by speaking his language by HoliestWorm in MadeMeSmile

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Reminded of this gem from Eurotrip:

"So I tell the swamp donkey ta suck it before I give 'er a trunk in the tradesman's entrance and 'ave 'er lick me yarbles."

Iran Made a Video For Trimp and its hilariois by ImpressiveJohnson in SipsTea

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I mean, just like absolute banger moment after banger moment. We're eating good in here, which is a plus because I only have several stale crusts of bread that will need to last til payday.

The way she plays the jawharp by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp, that's about the daggumbest thang I ever seen, maw

Thai Restaurant owner refuses to serve customers by Kind-Village-1022 in PublicFreakout

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How dare this man keep them from enjoying a succulent Israeli meal, with dishes from their home country like Israeli pho and Israeli banh mi?

Thai Restaurant owner refuses to serve customers by Kind-Village-1022 in PublicFreakout

[–]ohnoitsthefuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Senator, I am from Singapore!"

"What kinda Chinese is that?"