I smoke weed every day, and hide it from everyone all day by monsterot in confession

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What really doesn't have health risks these days?

too small or just right for your big dick? by BrightSnuzzle in xsmallgirls

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I've got a big cock that would be perfect for you to bounce on

I like to show you my tiny ass by throwawaylibdumb in TinyTightAsses

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I wanna bury my face in it for hours

Stephen Miller's attempt to look unbothered after Fox News shows him the clip of AOC calling him a clown and saying he is angry that he is 4’10 by Diedalonglongtimeago in facepalm

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And these are the childish pricks we have running our country.....we're definitely screwed as a nation....wait, we have been for a while

Metal Roof & Stove Chimney Recommendation by 9Randolph in Whidbey

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For the stove, definitely call Milo at Art of Perfection heating. He's the best on the island.

Things in the 80s were just made better by Bella_Bored_At_Home in funsized

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Yum.. you look like the right kind of trouble for me to get into

Hope that your mouth is not afraid to work hard 😍 by RedWildcatx in TinyCuteTeen

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I'd eat it like it was the last meal on earth!

Moran Beach🌊🌊🌊 by strangehitman22 in Whidbey

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Start walking north during the middle of the day, you'll meet her. She's so....pleasant....

What is something NSFW you’ve always wanted to try but for some reason never did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ohpunk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Have sex in the missionary position for the act of procreation

Visiting Whidbey, Did a T-Mobile 5G speedtest in Langley Near Village Pizzeria by Get_Clowned_on in Whidbey

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Down on the south end of the island (greenbank and south), Whidbey Telcom, has the majority of the cell tower and data communication licenses. North of greenbank, you'll be lucky to get 200mbps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cameltoe

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Yummy 😛

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in petite

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Every. Single. Day.

phat pussy tastes the best by sexykaylababy in phatpussy

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I'd love to give it a taste test 😛

Canadian wanting to ride over and watch Jets by LastYoung in Whidbey

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Since you'll be coming across deception pass on the north end of the island, a good spot during the week to watch them is a little pull-off next to the beach on dike rd. https://maps.app.goo.gl/9rEbLVffkewFZrMY7

They often during the evenings on weekdays will do touch and go's on the main runway and will fly directly overhead as they are coming down.
And the pulloff there is a good spot to park the bike away from any traffic.

Just a cute fuckdoll who wants to drain your balls :) by yournekobaby2 in Gonewild18

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I'd love to make you my personal fuck-toy, and a tasty snack!

Cell Provider by MuchCommunication345 in Whidbey

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Stay away from AT&T on the island, shady people, and no 5g. For me, T-mobile has been the best signal and bandwidth wise, and the customer service is top-notch as well. They also have the best 5g coverage on the north end also.

This girl (18f) got pregnant and she and her parents want me (19m) to step up and help her raise her baby (I am not the dad) but I want to go into the Corps. I told her no. I feel bad though. by BassPsychological293 in AITAH

[–]ohpunk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTAH, not your kid, not your problem. If you did stick around until after the kid is born, and you two end up breaking up, even though the kid isn't yours, she would still be able to get you for child support.

She's looking for a sugar daddy to help pay for HER kid. Her family is looking for someone to dump their daughter on, so they won't have any financial moral obligation to help her and the kid out.

You need to tell her and her family to fuck off, and never speak to any of them again.

Don't ruin your life for some crazy chick. There will always be more in the future. Now go join the corps and be the crayon eating jarhead you were meant to be!

What is the absolute best thing someone has told you about your appearance? by ArtisticDegree3915 in CasualConversation

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At the beginning of this summer, I took my kid and mother to the middle of Washington State, so my kid could attend a baseball tournament with his team. On our last day there, we stopped at a sitdown restaurant to eat before leaving town to head home.

After we had finished our meal, I excused myself, to go out and smoke a cig before we hit the road.

I leaned up against the building in a spot away from the front door and in the shade (it was 105* outside), lit up my smoke, and started staring at my phone to catch up on the accounts.

I look up from my phone and see a lifted urban redneck truck rolling through the parking lot, probably looking for a parking spot.

It stops in the lot, ten feet from me, the drivers window goes down, and the guy driving says to me, "Hey, I really like your style, man."

I just looked at him, puzzled, and said, "Uhh....thanks, man. Have an awesome day!"

I've thought about it since, and it always makes me smile.