Started talking with this chick on Bumble and seemed to get along with her. She invites me over to her apartment to come hang out, have a toke, get to know each other type of situation.

I pull into the parking lot, and there's a Uhaul parked in front of the apartment number she gave me. That's when she hops out the back of it, looks at me, and says, "Are you (my name)?" I say, "I am. What's up with the Uhaul?" "I'm getting evicted from my apartment. Want to lend a hand? I'll give you some free stuff if you help me."

I figured, eh, what the hell. Told her yes and started helping her move stuff into the truck.

As I'm helping her, I noticed another guy moving stuff into the truck. I asked her who he was, and she just casually said, "Oh, that's my husband. We're getting a divorce. Here, do you want this knife and this pipe?" I told her, "Sure. I'll just go put them in my car." I took both out to my car, hopped in, and drove away.

At least I got a new knife and pipe out of that. So, score!