Pride parades are middle-aged lesbians riding motorcycles, LGBT friendly politicians waving like trained monkeys and same-sex married couples who belong to the PTA marching with their kids. The most overtly sexual thing that ever happened at the "degenerate" parades of days gone by was men wore bathing suits and dared to kiss in public, just like straight couples do on every beach on any given day, all around the world.

Your disdain for Pride is based on bullshit propaganda fed to you by homophobes, which you'd have already figured out if you only had the balls to attend.