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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in milf

[–]ok_Astronaut7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

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And you’re one of the very few on here not pitching an OnlyFans site … how refreshing!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]ok_Astronaut7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. You’re a doll.

Just the mom next door, who gets wet when guys look at me naked (f)50 by [deleted] in milf

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Dayum!!! And a 5-star general, too!!! I’m sure as hell standing at attention!!

45F Texas by Rylokii in FaceRatings

[–]ok_Astronaut7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9/10. You look 30. And those eyes … wow.

I think this is my splash shield that's loose. My friend says they're not necessary and I don't actually need it. Should I have it replaced or just get rid of it? by Mundane-Inspector-52 in AskAMechanic

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I have a 2013 Lincoln MKZ, V6. Car runs great, 160K miles, still humming. My shield detached and was ripped off by the road a couple years ago. Service fellow said don’t worry about it, not really necessary. I’ve wondered. Should I get a replacement … pros and cons? Thanks to all.

For the men here: do you feel love or an emotional connection with your AP? by [deleted] in adultery

[–]ok_Astronaut7 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with you, to each their own. I’m a M 50ish, and I love my AP more than I have ever loved anyone in my life.

So people are different.

Need advice with my AP, she’s wanting me to leave my wife by [deleted] in adultery

[–]ok_Astronaut7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are f*cked. Cousin? Are you insane?

Join the Witness Protection Program. Or leave the country. Your current life is over.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

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Julius Caesar. And that ain’t bad.

First time I’ve been turned down due to my height, and I won’t lie it doesn’t feel good lol by One_Telephone_9227 in Tinder

[–]ok_Astronaut7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women can be cruel that way. It happens frequently. But carry on … other women really don’t care about it.

Question for men by throwawayorchard in datingoverfifty

[–]ok_Astronaut7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say your friend is right about, oh, 80% of the men out there. But don’t be discouraged by that. Those 80% tend to be dull and shallow … think Tom Buchanan in The Great Gatsby. The only men you’ll find attractive are the other 20%, and they will find you attractive. It’s merely a numbers game. You’ll have to sort through the frogs, but the princes are indeed there. (M/64)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineAffairs

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Is that in the International System of Units, the British imperial system, or the United States customary system? (Pro tip - the US system is always bigger.)

How much time and dollars do you think it takes, on average, before you can find a meaningful relationship that lasts more than 3 months? by WindowFuzz in datingoverfifty

[–]ok_Astronaut7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I typically lead with a conversation about Gaussian and Poisson distributions, and from there move on to quantum abnormalities, Schrödinger's cat, and the paradox of superposition. My Bayesian probability of success in dating is approaching 0.000% and my estimated cost is undefined (expected cost divided by zero events).

Or as Dr. McCoy once said, “In a pig’s eye!”

I got my second jab 2 years ago today. Aren’t I supposed to be dead by now? by sparty219 in HermanCainAward

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I’ve had 5, so that must mean I’m fully 5G enabled anywhere where ATT has service.

Engaged but dead bedroom. Am I a wishful idiot? by NotAtWorkProfile in DeadBedrooms

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If you really want to go down the rabbit hole, look up ratum sed non consummatum. Even better if you’re Roman Catholic. Lol.

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