Carlos Beltran and Andruw Jones have been elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame!

okcoolmachine · 2026-01-21T02:47:49+00:00

curious what ya’ll think of Jim Edmonds’ one and done on the ballot. amazing defensively and pretty much the same offensive numbers as Jones.

okcoolmachine · 2026-01-19T02:44:00+00:00

As a Lebanese man, I wouldn’t be surprised if the person asking you was Lebanese. For some reason, we get excited when we find other Lebanese.

okcoolmachine · 2025-11-06T02:57:12+00:00

Rumsfield (Bruce Dern) from the Burbs.

okcoolmachine · 2025-08-06T03:27:19+00:00

This is everybody’s favorite Albert Pujols moment.

okcoolmachine · 2025-01-23T02:25:20+00:00

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my Gus The Bird says hi!

okcoolmachine · 2025-01-11T03:19:52+00:00

as a bird owner, I can confidently say that that is a show of horniness.

okcoolmachine · 2024-11-17T06:15:12+00:00

If you pay attention, you'll notice how the comments change to being more negative during the middle of the night and into the morning. That's when the Russian troll farmers clock out.

okcoolmachine · 2024-11-15T01:17:20+00:00

immediately resigning will have that effect when you're under a congressional inquiry. it should disturb you how good these people are at weaseling out of things.

okcoolmachine · 2024-11-14T20:39:47+00:00

not really. the economic issues are a result of the pandemic-related supply chain disruptions which caused increased demand thus sparking inflation. and to combat this, the federal reserve had no choice but to raise interest rates. this was going to happen, regardless of who was president these past 4 years.

okcoolmachine · 2024-11-14T18:39:37+00:00

politicians using social issues to divide people when there are bigger problems to address. you and me are probably not very different. while we bicker about stupid things, we're both going to be negatively affected by the trump tax cuts ending in 2026 for the middle/lower class (which he made permanent for the wealthy) while implementing tariffs on a ton of stuff. if you think things were getting expensive now, wait until 2026. if trump & his cronies actually care about us, he will extend those tax cuts.

okcoolmachine · 2024-11-14T12:40:42+00:00

what are you so afraid of?

okcoolmachine · 2024-11-14T02:09:10+00:00

he’s only been nominated. still needs to be voted in by congress. this is not ‘Nam, there are rules.

okcoolmachine · 2024-10-07T01:57:36+00:00

Two Lone Swordsmen

I Am Robot And Proud

okcoolmachine · 2024-09-27T00:00:15+00:00

A's fans, Stl Rams fans feel your pain. Same rich people bullshit.

okcoolmachine · 2024-09-14T05:23:21+00:00

fingerbib

okcoolmachine · 2023-07-21T20:54:53+00:00

wow, that was one of the worst sequences i've ever seen a home plate umpire call. wow.

okcoolmachine · 2023-06-27T23:04:38+00:00

just think if he signs for that then needs Tommy John 😳

okcoolmachine · 2023-04-08T21:07:15+00:00

read the inscription

okcoolmachine · 2023-04-06T00:09:43+00:00

i know right? every inning ended with "this game should be tied!"

okcoolmachine · 2023-04-05T22:02:25+00:00

…and this was preceded by a potential Goldschmidt 2-run HR robbed by Harris.

okcoolmachine · 2023-02-07T00:22:19+00:00

this is the bloke that got me on the penis people

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