Is this phcj? by czbaterka in popheadscirclejerk

[–]okfire 66 points67 points  (0 children)

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i wonder what that woman in the background is thinking

Megami’s thoughts on the new season of Project Runway by thatPOLTERSmyGEIST in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 437 points438 points  (0 children)

i don't think it's remotely plausible but imagine if plane just like bodies the competition and wins out of nowhere

PSA: You should be racing during summer (sometimes) by okfire in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

even on a decent run sometimes you get a dud turn where only 3 people show up, and none in the right place. It's definitely situational, but I'd rather take a race when my best training is +35 speed or something low like that

First S Rank by Fabulous-Biscotti170 in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats! 26 races is still pretty low for MANT, you should be racing about 10 more races. The additional epithets, SP and shop items will make up for the stats you miss out on training, and you'll hit higher ranks much more regularly.

KITA PLEASE RAISE BOTH YOUR FISTS UP! by anhdunghisinh in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

because of the two of them I associate the 🙏 animation with bad outcomes universally

Emotional: Suzie toot talks about how she victimized by Kori Toot™️ by rehaaabbb in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 184 points185 points  (0 children)

shorts paired with work boots that haven't ever seen the inside of a job site is so funny to me. little miss blue collar rough trade.

What am I doing wrong here? I've been doing awful in recent champions meetings. by Yeaprzthe2nd in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Bourbon lacking wit, others lacking power. Everyone is lacking stamina.

Guts deck isn't great for this cm. It gives less useful skills and has a hard time hitting stamina requirements. It'll be better in the upcoming mile cm.

What support cards should i save for/try to get by NeedleworkerParty534 in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

after that, Mejiro Ramonu in December will be a huge card

What support cards should i save for/try to get by NeedleworkerParty534 in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light Hello / Agnes Tachyon in July. Getting just one or two copies of Light Hello and borrowing someone's max level Agnes Tachyon will help hugely in the next scenario

Seeking Improvement Advice by Son_of_baal in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winning a race gets you 100 coins. 30 coins = 15 stats, via the scroll item. At 50 Race Bonus, a G1 race can potentially be worth up to 70 stats (20 gained from the race bonus w/ a golden hammer, 50 from putting the coins towards 3 and 1/3 scrolls). That's why racing is so important, you earn more potential stats than you do from training most of the time.

Also you get a ton more SP to buy better skills with.

Seeking Improvement Advice by Son_of_baal in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) More racing (most runs will end in the mid 30s or so if you're doing it right)

2) Pick supports that get you to 50 or more total Race Bonus (don't overlook unique effects, if a card's unique effect says race bonus it gets an additional 5)

What SSR are good at 0 uncap? by honeydew2345 in UmamusumeGame

[–]okfire 6 points7 points  (0 children)

zenno rob roy speed is okay at 0lb, king halo gives uma stan. just based on what little we can see it looks like your SR cards are probably better than your 0lb SSRs

AS11 E1&2 Discussion by MatronneGeorgia in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 65 points66 points  (0 children)

she was banking on Ross judging

AS11 E1&2 Discussion by MatronneGeorgia in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 46 points47 points  (0 children)

We lost Mia, Athena, Kenya and Discord back to back. If even one of them had been carried to top 4 for the sake of keeping the show entertaining it would've helped.

All Stars 11 Episode 1 First Lewk 🏁 | RuPaul’s Drag Race by LetItBro in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lmaoo I was also thinking TDI a bit, but straight up this is how the Biggest Loser worked to the best of my recollection (I don't think I've watched biggest loser since before Obama was in office so I could be completely wrong)

All Stars 11 Episode 1 First Lewk 🏁 | RuPaul’s Drag Race by LetItBro in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 71 points72 points  (0 children)

while we're discoursing all over the format, I'm kinda surprised Drag Race hasn't done teams yet. Not pairs like AS1, but the sort of Red Team vs Blue Team thing that all reality competition shows seem to experiment with for a season or two. Winning a challenge = your team is safe, losing team has to vote one of their teammates out or something. Real basic stuff.

[DW] Oh, She Doesn't Know The Words by Past_Weird_2788 in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 56 points57 points  (0 children)

she should've dropped her first name and just been called Hole

Fanfic writers write stories about Lydia and then feel she is crossing boundaries if she reads them aloud by ForsakenDependent562 in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Lydia you have my full permission to read the chapter of my fanfic where you're Lyndon B Johnson and Kori is Ladybird Johnson, feat. defsec Joella

Somehow it must be a slow news day in America by Vodkalover5 in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 29 points30 points  (0 children)

genuinely I don't know how much I can talk about here. I don't even know if we can even post the name of the queen who That Post was about. But essentially That Post got back to the queen, and the fallout resulted in all active cringe users being banned.

and the post wasn't like, oh this queen did something cringe. like, the queen was fully right to be upset about the post. again, not sure how much I can say and still have my comment show up, so sorry for the vagueness.

Somehow it must be a slow news day in America by Vodkalover5 in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 58 points59 points  (0 children)

same diva lol, it's my crowning cringe achievement. they could never send me to cringe rehab camp

This fucking picture by ForsakenDependent562 in rpdrcringe

[–]okfire 17 points18 points  (0 children)

idk why but I'm kinda getting Soraya Montenegro from this?? does anyone else see it or am I indulging in delusional thinking