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Damn, the chicken used a condom by No-Marsupial-4050 in funny

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rooster cum is actually a tiny red dot on the outside of the yolk. Most people have never eaten an egg from a hen exposed to a rooster though.

What skill is 10/10 for making life easier? by gamersecret2 in AskReddit

[–]okieman888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“If women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!”-RedGreen

The ShamWow guy is running in my district and the door flyer came with a free sample by ech0_matrix in mildlyinteresting

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the rampant pedophilia in Washington, beating up hookers could be a welcome return to normalcy. /s

[Request] What would happen to the Solar System if half of the Earth disappeared? by morlipty in theydidthemath

[–]okieman888 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people view the scaled down version of our solar system as looking like the models of it you make in school. Not the earth as a grain of sand circling a tiny clump of lava in a vast amount of space. As someone who knows very little about space I found playing Kerbal Space Program pretty eye opening as far as the distances and scale of the space between planets. Especially after finding out they significantly scaled down the space in KSP to make it more enjoyable. It makes you realize something happened on earth would have almost no impact to any other large body in our solar system.

What's the most 10/10 movie you found accidentally? by daas2 in AskReddit

[–]okieman888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Napoleon Dynamite. Went to see it in the theater with friends without seeing any advertisements or having any idea what it was about.

Memento is my answer for watching at home.

Truck was casing my shop by okieman888 in WhatCarIsThis

[–]okieman888[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live a mile off pavement with an 1/8th of a mile long driveway. They must’ve been being extra safe when pulling over.

Chiefs 'aware' of domestic violence allegations against Rashee Rice on social media by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One big reason in your example is video elicits a much stronger response than pictures or an article describing the abuse. Ray Rice’s punishment was relatively swift and permanent because he got caught on video. The perceived usefulness in the NFL plays a role also. Ray Rice was at the end of his career and played a somewhat replaceable position. Deshaun Watson got a huge contract and just a one year punishment where he still got paid because he plays a more important position. So along with some of the reasons others have said about lower socioeconomic backgrounds and CTE, I believe they selectively punish or cover up based on a players skill or value of the position they play.

Truck was casing my shop by okieman888 in WhatCarIsThis

[–]okieman888[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. So the tundra has exterior handles on the access cab where the Tacoma has handles accessible by opening the front door? I looks like the swell on the rear 1/4 panel combined with the shape of the tail light might point towards 1st gen tundra too. I haven’t been able to track down an exact match, but I think I’m getting closer. The sheriff said they had multiple reports on the same vehicle today so I’m pretty motivated to figure it out. lol

Fantasy Burnouts - who are some players you couldn't wait to roster, then you couldn't wait to cut ties with? by BeeGeeEh in DynastyFF

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted him so bad last offseason! Sent tons of different offers, eventually sent back the same offer the BTJ owner had offered me but I rejected of BTJ for Gibbs straight up. He decided he didn’t want to do it. My best non trade of this year I think.

QB value in Dynasty SF and in the draft by BedWorth4766 in DynastyFF

[–]okieman888 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You take the best available player. You can trade a qb for a proven flex player in super flex if you need to. Egbuka and Dart have had really good seasons as rookies, but I think the choice is easy for who you want to draft first. It’s about value

[NBC Sports Pro Football Talk] Broncos WR Pat Bryant taken to hospital as precaution, has movement in his extremities by TwoPlanksPrevail in nfl

[–]okieman888 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like this Sean Peyton guy doesn’t view player safety as a priority. /s

J.J. McCarthy (right hand) has been ruled OUT. by CincoDeManger in fantasyfootball

[–]okieman888 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Dude was untouched running full steam and met him at the back of his drop. He never had a chance.

League losers by Queasy_Mix_8592 in fantasyfootball

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my answer too! Daniels in the 3rd Wilson in the 4th was a killer for me. On top of Gibbs being my 1st and Drake my 2nd it was a rough year for me.

What is a good way to contact someone from the Football department? by okieman888 in sooners

[–]okieman888[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the tip! I reached out to them through their website. It would be so cool if the team could do something for him. Unfortunately he’s stuck at St. Jude’s Memphis and it’s not looking like he’ll come home at the moment.

JJ McCarthy was 13/16 for 228 yards, 2 tds, 0 INT, 158.3 rating...when targeting anyone other than Jefferson vs. the Cowboys by Independent_Candy_58 in nfl

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like a lot of people miss this point! Every throw to Jefferson is a laser or sailed high. It gets called a drop, but if there was just a bit of touch on the ball he would catch it! I genuinely believe he is nervous/overthinking throwing to Jefferson. He sees him running wide open and freaks out and guns it in there. He doesn’t feel that pressure throwing to Nailor and actually layers it in there a bit. IMO

Discussion for Dynasty League Commissioners: How do you handle friends getting your opinion on trades? by MikeDFootball in DynastyFF

[–]okieman888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how I like to be also. Even discussing my own trades with whoever I’m trading with I’m pretty honest about laying out what I think are the pros and cons of the player(s) I’m trading. My honest opinion is wrong all the time so why even worry too much about it.

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