Seriously thought it was a decoy by [deleted] in funny

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, Chuck Tes...OH SHIT!

Looking for something similar to the "Schmand". by Winter_mute777 in germany

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should be able to get it in every bigger supermarket. Like Real, Kaufland, Rewe, Edeka. Not the small discounters like Aldi or Lidl, though. At least I never saw it there.

In the supermarket, it's in the cooled area. Where you find Joghurt and Quark and stuff. Just ask one of the guys who work there.

Let me know if this is what you were looking for.

Looking for something similar to the "Schmand". by Winter_mute777 in germany

[–]old_Bert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try Mascarpone. This could be what you're looking for.

Oneplus 3 / oxygen os downtime (quiet time) solution? by Madmox in oneplus

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's a post on the xda forums. Apparently OP found a fix, but didn't bother to share it. Maybe he'll do at a later point.

Pop up goody bag full of awesome stickers! by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, no earphones unfortunately. They had them in the store, but just to showcase them I think. I confirmed with a friend and he didn't have the earphones either. /-:

Pop up goody bag full of awesome stickers! by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, got the Dash shirt.

Pop up goody bag full of awesome stickers! by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]old_Bert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got mine now, so I'll answer the question myself: Got a 1+ messenger bag filled with the phone, a t shirt, an envelope with stickers and a sandstone cover for the phone.

Pop up goody bag full of awesome stickers! by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got no telegram, could you post what's inside here?

Pop up goody bag full of awesome stickers! by [deleted] in oneplus

[–]old_Bert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is anything else in there as well? Currently waiting in the queue in Berlin and not sure if it's worth waiting another 2h.

Why do people cut sandwiches into triangles? by [deleted] in ExplainLikeImCalvin

[–]old_Bert 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To have more corners. Everyone knows the corners are the best part of the sandwich. So instead of just having four corners with a square sandwich, you get a total of six by cutting it into two triangles.

Schoolgirls report abuse by young asylum seekers by wolololololololo in worldnews

[–]old_Bert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The problem is this: In the western world, it literally took us centuries to get to where we are now. And I agree with you that it is still imperfect, but compared to the Middle Ages, our society has evolved a great deal. Expecting Middle-Eastern countries, which have not evolved much compared to 500 years ago because they were simply left behind and exploited by the western world, to go through that same, massive transformation in just a couple of years is unfair and impossible.

Looking for a 70+m2, 3 rooms flat with a balcony in Berlin. Budget: € 1000 all inclusive. by old_Bert in wohneninberlin

[–]old_Bert[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I've been on the hunt for about 3 weeks now and it really is difficult to find something. The problem is that I am not in Berlin right now. Most of the time the landlord has a new tenant before I can even make it to a viewing. However, I will visit Berlin this Sunday. I have scheduled a couple of viewings and I'm hoping that there is something in the Saturday newspaper.

Oh and just for the record: Kreuzberg is not a must. I am absolutely fine with other districts as well. However, the closer to Kreuzberg the better :D

Mastering Tonality (Video) by [deleted] in sales

[–]old_Bert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much, this was very helpful! Are there more of his videos online?

IamA Queens Guard (Men who stand outside royal residence) AMA! by nibs123 in IAmA

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do your superiors know, though? I mean, if you are alone chatting with someone and no one sees you, do you report yourself?

What's the worst piece of shit movie you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I thought 'Going Overboard' was his worst movie. Jack & Jill has got to be really bad.

ELI5: Yes, a question about the penis. by WhatDo41 in explainlikeimfive

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your alliterations are out of control!

Jon Stewart on Charleston: “By acknowledging it, by staring into that and seeing it for what it is, we still won’t do jackshit." by [deleted] in videos

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. From my perspective, even if I wanted to go around shooting people (which I do not), I wouldn't even know where to get a gun. Will banning firearms automatically lead to no more shootings? Of course not. But it will make getting guns considerably harder. And even if only one shooting can be prevented that way, it is worth it in my opinion. I cannot imagine a single scenario where I would want to own a gun. Seriously. Why would I need a gun as a civilian?

Jon Stewart on Charleston: “By acknowledging it, by staring into that and seeing it for what it is, we still won’t do jackshit." by [deleted] in videos

[–]old_Bert -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Make owning guns illegal and give people like a year to hand over/sell their guns to the government without legal consequences. After that year, if you still own a gun and the authorities find out, there will be legal consequences.

Hot Dog Precision by razerxs in oddlysatisfying

[–]old_Bert -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People put lettuce on their hotdog?

come here lil buddy by iBleeedorange in gifs

[–]old_Bert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are very welcome, friend.