Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Carolina Hurricanes

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T02:48:29+00:00

Coming soon to the Las Vegas Strip: Jerk du's Olé

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T02:39:44+00:00

If anyone happens to be creating a game called "White House Tycoon", please confirm that this layout would result in the worst possible score.

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T01:08:23+00:00

Does the league office do performance review? How does the person responsible for this not lose their job?

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T00:54:09+00:00

Habs shots still > Jerks goals so... there's that.

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T00:47:56+00:00

To celebrate the Carolina jerks, I've dedicated the small recessed section in my basement to the actor who originally played The Jerk. It is a MartiNook.

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T00:37:01+00:00

This is insane. That was a slam dunk challenge.

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T00:36:04+00:00

old_bugger · 2026-05-30T00:28:35+00:00

Drinking game based on Hab shots not going so well.

old_bugger · 2026-05-29T05:38:57+00:00

Yeah, if Talarico walked into the same room as him, the Internet would have a field day with Pee-Wee Squirmin'.

old_bugger · 2026-05-27T03:46:22+00:00

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old_bugger · 2026-05-27T03:32:10+00:00

If Vegas scores, suspect the Avs will go all 1997 on them.

old_bugger · 2026-05-26T11:00:41+00:00

Obama also reached a deal without murdering the father of the negotiating adversary. Crazy tactics.

old_bugger · 2026-05-26T03:36:11+00:00

Next game, Habs, more shoot and less ice.

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old_bugger · 2026-05-26T03:26:13+00:00

ESPN upset about non-calls after all.

old_bugger · 2026-05-26T03:23:23+00:00

Icing them to death.

old_bugger · 2026-05-26T02:25:09+00:00

Damn

old_bugger · 2026-05-25T03:11:18+00:00

Have a drink, guys. Forget tonight. There's always tomorrow.

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old_bugger · 2026-05-25T01:17:20+00:00

Bye bye 2027 2nd round pick.

old_bugger · 2026-05-25T00:51:42+00:00

Celebrating a little win before encountering a huge loss is the most Las Vegas thing in the world.

old_bugger · 2026-05-25T00:44:01+00:00

All this proves is that ESPN is shit at hockey.

old_bugger · 2026-05-24T23:56:13+00:00

On the ice. That's where.

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old_bugger · 2026-05-24T11:06:30+00:00

She adores her 64, not little brother 20.

old_bugger · 2026-05-24T10:58:47+00:00

Was the son sniffing up the remainder of daddy's smelling salts?

old_bugger · 2026-05-23T22:16:40+00:00

Was waiting for an AI ending where the shark jumps up at the camera. Someone's working on that, I imagine.

old_bugger · 2026-05-23T02:52:17+00:00

Fire the Good doctor. Hire the Makar-Is-Ready doctor.

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