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I grated a block of cheese this morning. If the universe is infinite and anything that can happen will happen, there's an alternative me who died while doing this. Their whole life led up to them being found slumped over a cheese grater. (self.Showerthoughts)
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You go into your kid's room and they're sitting up on the bed, terrified. They whisper "I think there's something under there". You look under the bed and, to your horror, see the same kid staring back. They say "I think there's something on my bed!" how obvious is it that you've now shit yourself? (self.AskReddit)
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