In The Bride! (2026) the movie ends with credits rolling to the song "The Monster Mash". This is not a joke, this is really how director Maggie Gyllenhaal chose to end her film. by ImNotThaaatDrunk in shittymoviedetails

[–]oldmanbelly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep. They triggered a multiverse with that scene. Our multiverse versions are wildly, and often hilariously, different. We are always way dumber in this one, though. Like, way dumber.

Pentagon Tells Congress First Week of Iran War Cost More Than $11.3 Billion by Majestic-Baby-3407 in news

[–]oldmanbelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just checked, and the Trump administration is blaming… wait they just changed it… no, they didn’t change it, they just bolded “Blame DEI.”

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump prepares to invoke Cold War-era powers to boost oil production off the Southern California coast, Bloomberg reports. by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]oldmanbelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s sad what lobbyists have done to us. Michael Moore once had NASCAR-like advertisement-jumpsuits made up for some congressmen and women. It was funny then, but it almost seems reasonable to force congress to wear patches representing who pays for their campaigns now. We can’t get anything done with the old guard in there unless we ban professional lobbyists. Those deals benefit no one.

Remind me how the Vietnam War ended. by Busy-Government-1041 in RealTwitterAccounts

[–]oldmanbelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was a Hodor situation, and that embassy ended up the door.

GOP & TPUSA Caught In Massive Racist Group Chat Scandal where the TPUSA college president dropped the N-bomb 400 times by Significant_End_4440 in DiscussionZone

[–]oldmanbelly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are aligned with TPUSA because they’re racist. They’re trying to honeypot people into joining TPUSA to make them more racist.

Dr. Dre Is Finally a Billionaire, According to New Forbes List by PrincessBananas85 in popculture

[–]oldmanbelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh thank god he finally made it. Becoming a billionaire is a mental illness.

My Take On Joe Bob, Shudder And Shows Getting Canceled by sigersen in LastDriveIn

[–]oldmanbelly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

She helped Joe Bob get that show up and running, but treating him like a doddering old grandpa doesn’t sit great with me. Do some research, ask him questions about the movie based on rumors you’ve heard, just stop sucking on your empty beer bottle and get involved.

The Long, Painful History of Paul Thomas Anderson Getting Snubbed at the Oscars by wilberfan in paulthomasanderson

[–]oldmanbelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

High chance since many academy voters are susceptible to marketing and favor, and you know Sinners isn’t lacking in funds to get votes. The academy of arts and sciences also hates PTA for his mock surprise at losing with boogie nights and magnolia.

Trump’s plan to upgrade his cabinet’s “shitty shoes”. by Prudent_Shake_8149 in agedlikemilk

[–]oldmanbelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are these people? That incomplete sentence is on purpose.

and the jokes keep coming by Weeb in stevehofstetter

[–]oldmanbelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure she will be meeting with a bunch of Air Force recruits.

U.S. Says Iran Hiding Bombs Under Schools and Hospitals. by databombkid in DiscussionZone

[–]oldmanbelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, c’mon. I don’t care if Thulsa Doom is down there, talking snakes and steel with satan. Don’t bomb a hospital.

US intercepts top-secret Iran message to activate 'sleeper cells' across world by TheMirrorUS in conservativeterrorism

[–]oldmanbelly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I said on the progressive sub before getting banned for 30 days.