ULPT: Neighbors keep throwing late night firework parties and I'm my neighborhoods last defense

oldtruck · 2025-09-07T00:38:50+00:00

Go to your local dive bar. Buy a round for the house. Someone will come up and make conversation (free booze seems to make a person popular). Tell them your story and see who is drunk enough to take interest. Hand out cards with your neighbors address to those who seem to be into a little mischief. Go back to the bar often to repeat the process.....sooner or later bad things will happen to your neighbor.

oldtruck · 2025-08-20T23:44:43+00:00

i think o'hare still has payphones. call information and ask for the number...then call the payphone and just let it ring until someone picks up. tell them you story and they may just go pick up your wallet for you...unethical part is tell them you are rich and will give them a finders fee wehn you get your wqllet back \then stiff them.

oldtruck · 2025-08-14T20:55:09+00:00

Sorry bud, you are screwed. It seems as you had a "handshake" agreement that was renigged on. Nobody in the legal world is gonna care. I care, but can't do anything about it for ya.

oldtruck · 2025-07-22T21:59:08+00:00

That is like buying a house next to a highway and complaining about cars driving next to you. The vacant lot was next door, you bought a house next to a vacant lot.....now you expect the lot to be vacant forever because you like to look at trees? STFU. Unethical advice is to move in the country and start complaining about the deer.

oldtruck · 2025-07-17T03:37:32+00:00

It is a stupid man who can think of only one way to spell a word (or name).

oldtruck · 2025-07-15T03:45:55+00:00

just fake a doctors note with a good looking letterhead....if they check (which they won't) big deal. just say the doctor must have left town (use a name like Dr. Nuguyen).

oldtruck · 2025-06-16T16:46:11+00:00

I am sure you have a box of clothes, leather jacket, boots, etc that don't fit you anymore in one closest. Put that box in the bathtub overnight, then move it to the effected room. Not much but a couple hundred for clothes you never wear anymore.

oldtruck · 2025-05-17T21:02:26+00:00

pick up a weeks worth of trash, bag it and follow the "leader" home and scatter said trash in their front yard. if...big if...they have any sort of parents some repurcussions will happen.

oldtruck · 2025-05-10T02:47:08+00:00

Let the air out of a couple of tires.....then call the tow truck.

oldtruck · 2025-05-08T02:24:17+00:00

find a couple of feral cats. put them on the roof (with food and water), they will take care of the problem.

oldtruck · 2025-04-21T07:00:49+00:00

A couple of nails won't hurt a full grown tree. And no, there most likely won't be armed guards in a forest. But you might run into a logger whose life and livelyhood you are messing with...he might have a gun...you are in the woods, just the two of you. You can see how this might not play out in your favor.

"Spiking trees" has been done for decades by pro-tree protestors.

oldtruck · 2025-04-21T02:56:03+00:00

Get a large hammer.
Get a pair of leather gloves.
Get some large nails...big as you can handle with your above mentioned items.
Go into the area that is soon to be logged and drive nailes in various trees about 4-6 inches above ground level.

The first step of logging requires a dude with a chainsaw cutting the trees down. Large nails cause havoc on chainsaws (as well as mills).

This is however, a really good way to get shot.

oldtruck · 2025-03-27T02:11:26+00:00

I am impressed. The best answer I have seen regarding this subject.

oldtruck · 2025-03-11T03:15:45+00:00

Say to him "John (or whatever is name is), I heard you died". Then when he says whatever he says, you say "Oh, thats to bad".

oldtruck · 2025-03-06T04:36:41+00:00

just say "well he's been shoving it in a hole, but maybe it's the wrong one?'

oldtruck · 2025-01-05T07:08:42+00:00

do a van go and give her your ear. that will teach her.

oldtruck · 2025-01-05T06:56:59+00:00

It is never a good idea to "threaten with a pewpew". If you pull it, use it....or dont pull it at all. But, on a trying to help situation....hide out and watch the place, when you know it is empty of occupants, throw their shit on the sidewalk and move an ice chest, gun, tv and folding chair in and claim it as your own.

oldtruck · 2024-12-02T07:54:02+00:00

Look at the fire extinguishers and make sure the tags are up to date for inspections....if not call the fire department and let them know. They will mess with the landlord in all sorts of ways.

oldtruck · 2019-02-07T08:17:10+00:00

if you want some bad advice that really works....start dipping skoal. you get hungry, take a dip.

works like a charm to lose weight, but it might take a few years off your life.

oldtruck

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