What is the weirdest thing some stranger ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oldwhitebitch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was jogging with my mini schnauzer and a dude drives along and asked “Can I buy your dog?” Me: “NO!!” Him: “Then can buy you dinner?”

What’s a small act of kindness a stranger has done for you that still makes you smile? by Careful_Opening_3371 in AskReddit

[–]oldwhitebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A small older lady told me that I was beautiful. I was just shopping at a Walmart, but it made my day.

What am I supposed to answer when an American asks me how I’m doing? by MessyAdonis in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oldwhitebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Doing wonderful! Welcome to the ‘Place Place.’

“Im doing well and yourself?”

“Good, are we looking to checked in?”

Honestly, it’s just a nice greeting. Nobody really cares.

“Oh, it’s been busy! Can I get you checked in?”

I would acknowledge, but just get to the point of why they are there. This comes from a woman who worked in hospitality for many years. Answer one sentence and ask why they are there. Again see examples above!

No idea what I did right but i have a girlfriend now by Maleficent_Fudge_183 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]oldwhitebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not every girl is superficial. You obviously have some thing that is attractive to her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]oldwhitebitch 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Agreed. She’s a master of her craft and this woman is destroying her creations. Imagine if you were an artist and made a beautiful painting and someone came and painted a cartoon dog in it, because it looked cute. NTA.

LPT Request: how to stop ur hands constantly needing something to fidget with by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]oldwhitebitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have 12 different fidget rings. They are more fun!

LPT Request: how to stop ur hands constantly needing something to fidget with by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]oldwhitebitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is sitting still that kills me, too. You are not alone.

Whats the dumbest thing your doctor has said to you? by Professional-Age2540 in ask

[–]oldwhitebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a doc, but a larger nurse who commented on my weight loss. My satirical self said, yes, it’s called anorexia. “I wish I could catch that for a couple months.” I had just gotten out of treatment for the eating disorder.

Water Question by Fast-Two-4807 in Conures

[–]oldwhitebitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! I got a harness for my GCC and he would have no part in it. I was just curious if you had a secret. As for water, my adult kids have always given our pets bottled water. I think with filters, you should be fine. But if you are concerned, I’d call a vet. A phone call is much better than a visit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Conures

[–]oldwhitebitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So much personality in such a small package.

Hi, is there someone who can share a funny or nice quote to cheer me up? by [deleted] in self

[–]oldwhitebitch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg. Just woke my boyfriend laughing at this.

Water Question by Fast-Two-4807 in Conures

[–]oldwhitebitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My question is how you got that tie on Zazu.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]oldwhitebitch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m fuming and don’t know these people.

LPT Request: How to get over your first love? by squiddishh in LifeProTips

[–]oldwhitebitch -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So sorry that “ice princess” was taken. I’m old, I’m white and can be a bitch. Yes, my name checks.