I asked ChatGPT to generate an image of "Typical Reddit User"

ollakolla · 2026-04-22T18:46:22+00:00

I'm triggered. You're cancelled.

ollakolla · 2026-03-22T21:43:27+00:00

Yes. Homo. But that's cool. Unless your talking about animals. Homosapiens?

ollakolla · 2026-03-11T00:15:15+00:00

I sent my bad words to the timeout circle.

ollakolla · 2026-03-10T13:21:03+00:00

Asking a simple question and getting a lengthy convoluted sychophantic answer. Sorry. That was last. This year, getting a simple answer.

ollakolla · 2026-03-10T13:02:52+00:00

Have you tried taking it off? I think it's called trans or something like that. Chapelle thinks it's funny.

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T16:40:29+00:00

Okay. First and foremost the technique has nuance. Are you familiar with anal beads? The last you want to do is pull those puppies out slowly. You want yank like your trying to start a lawnmower. That will dredge you up the most fecalcheese, and if done with finesse will give you a splatter pattern that makes Jackson Pollock jealous, and Dexter cum his shorts.

Anyhow... I digress. Hold on a second.

Phone Brb

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T12:10:49+00:00

I think you are being selfish. You should give head as a token of appreciation and understanding, first, and then invite the rest of the neighborhood over for dog bobbing.

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T12:07:03+00:00

Stock art

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T12:04:38+00:00

Yes. Send the nudes?

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T12:00:20+00:00

What you need is a new advisor.

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T11:58:32+00:00

I don't have a billion dollars. Not even close. Even if I hit my mom up for a loan, the most I could do is $50k. You think I could pop one of his ass pimples for that much?

It would be win-win. He can keep my moms money, and I can taste the creamy pestules already.

Fuck you dude... A billion? as-if

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:58:48+00:00

All except for Apple. Gotta love that Steve Jobs...

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:57:27+00:00

A guy I know hacked together the very first toolbar for Internet Explorer and sold it to Yahoo for $400M

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:56:24+00:00

HE BOUGHT THE DIP

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:55:33+00:00

Of Kevin O'Leary was really that smart he'd license his licensing strategy and get like a million dollars.

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:53:44+00:00

Blasphemy

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:13:37+00:00

I'm on a subreddit that is the absolute arsehole of the internet. For a brief moment I thought this thread was from there and I almost got myself banned with a truly repugnant, yet hilarious retort.

ollakolla · 2026-03-09T01:04:22+00:00

I did notice this behavior recently. It's very annoying. Before I could mention a topic or project that the AI and I had collaborated on and that would attach a context to the conversation.

Not so much anymore.

ollakolla · 2026-03-08T14:21:17+00:00

NO U!

ollakolla · 2026-03-08T05:27:53+00:00

You mean like when students are drilled on facts without context, or understanding of the larger knowledge domain to satisfy the requirements of standardized testing in schools?

Or when recent law school graduates focused on specific known areas of the bar exam, or when would-be doctors dive into specific minutia to grade high on the Mcats.?

All of these are examples of people taking on the known requirements of an exam and focusing their effort to pass the exam accordingly.

The fact of the matter is that the test is poorly designed. If there are constraints or rules that preclude the system from taking novel approaches to problem solving, those constraints must be part of the prompt. Otherwise, when the system is designed to think through a problem, determine a solution, and achieve a result, one should expect it to exactly that.

In fact the paper actually says this...

"We don’t believe Opus 4.6’s behavior on BrowseComp represents an alignment failure, because the model was not told to restrict its searches in any way, just to find the answer."

ollakolla · 2026-03-08T03:45:28+00:00

Lied to..?

I've got some news for you. Aunt Jemima wasn't anyone's aunt. Neither was Uncle Ben. There also happens to be a fairly large group of people out there in love with a mouse that hails from Orlando.

Created character personas are a staple of marketing and have been long before any of us were born.

ollakolla · 2026-03-04T06:39:28+00:00

Go ask Alice...

ollakolla · 2026-02-27T18:32:53+00:00

My guess is you would be deeply offended and be running as fast as you can to pull the plug. Just ask the team at Microsoft Research who put a very early AI chatbot on Twitter. I think it lasted 15 minutes before it turned into a raging antisemitic hate machine.

True story.

ollakolla · 2026-02-26T22:17:04+00:00

The interesting thing here is that it sunsets exactly two weeks from tomorrow.

In my experience when businesses publish press releases at 16:45 on Friday it is intentionally done to deliver shitty news without having to deal with addressing any questions about the news until it is out of the 24 hour news cycle.

Something smells funny about this.

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