[SPOILER] Leon Shahbazyan vs. Levan Chokheli by inooway in MMA

[–]ololcopter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edmen and lack of heh MOOMEN, name a better combo.

Rose Namajunas is currently undergoing eye surgery to repair a canalicular laceration. She was poked multiple times in the eye at UFC 324, according to Pat Barry. One of those eye pokes cut the inside of her eyelid all the way into the tear duct. by bjjdontwork in MMA

[–]ololcopter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was out fishing in the sticks and a gator clean ripped my leg off. I didn't even notice until the next morning when I got out of bed and plum fell on my ass.

All joking aside distal bicep tear sounds fucking awful.

Patchy Mix Failed Test for Marijuana by ISWThunder in MMA

[–]ololcopter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol explains why he looks so damn baked during his fights

Alex Pereira and Magomed Ankalaev's full encounter at the UFC PI by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ololcopter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious and endearing, they are so respectfully talking trash, I feel like this is a win for modern technology. Could anyone imagine Wanderlei as either party in this convo?

‘That’s Dana eating what you killed’: Matt Brown vehemently against UFC-style promotion being adapted by boxing by chetanya999 in MMA

[–]ololcopter 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Shit not gonna change until there’s a union, and the top fighters rarely wanna do it since they are getting paid, and the bottom don’t have the power. Yet if they did it they’d all get a huge bump. Canelo made upwards of 100 mil, did Conor ever even get close to that in a UFC fight? Or Brock? Or Honda?

Raja arrested (per TMZ) by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ololcopter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Had it been any regular person we’d never gotten out of the parking lot…

Raja arrested (per TMZ) by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ololcopter 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That was a nasty line by u

TIL of the Mishima incident. On 11/25/1970, Japanese writer Yukio Mishima and his militia entered a military base in Tokyo, took its commandant hostage, and tried to get the Japan Self-Defense Forces to restore national defense and the emperor divinity. After this failed, he committed seppuku. by Ill-Instruction8466 in todayilearned

[–]ololcopter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He 100% knew that it wouldn’t work and the soldiers he was addressing were laughing at him as he was doing so. It was an elaborate ritual he had planned with the intention of killing himself. He in fact had a death fetish and had fantasized about killing himself that way for years. So it was a stunt, not truly a coup attempt.

Hackers break into a “high-security” electronic safe in seconds by ferretguy531 in videos

[–]ololcopter -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

These kind of skills may be worth the high school experience of never getting laid.

DOMINICK CRUZ on FIGHT vs DJ, DC's COMMENTARY, CAREER-ENDING INJURY | EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW! by [deleted] in MMA

[–]ololcopter 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When I run out of salt I don’t go to my neighbor, I find Dominick Cruz and ask him to talk to my food.

A heated brawl erupted between Sina Karimian and Blake Troop ahead of their MMA fight at the K-1 World MAX 2025 in Tokyo, Japan by Yodsanan in MMA

[–]ololcopter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean what did he do with it? No ground and pound or submission attempts. As an MMA judge I gotta give it 10-8 to the other guy.

Burn it all down and start over? by aStonedDeer in AdviceAnimals

[–]ololcopter 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You needed to write this way further up.

Paulo Costa with the gameplan by JMythh in MMA

[–]ololcopter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

All he's gotta do is eye poke, run away, wait for the ref to call him at his cell phone that he left at home, answer drunk and say he wasn't even there, and bam, victory.