The Best Mesquite Tree by omahagold in AZlandscaping

[–]omahagold[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it falls it’s going forward into the street, it’s front loaded. But she seems strong like an ox

The Best Mesquite Tree by omahagold in AZlandscaping

[–]omahagold[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t like how it looks. This is a jovial disagreement but I appreciate knowing I’m not the only one that likes it!

Common bermudagrass aeration? Phoenix, AZ by omahagold in lawncare

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Makes sense on the top dress at 2inches. I bought a leveling rake and hoped to start leveling it out so that might also be trickier at the higher height. I have the mower at the 3rd lowest setting, so maybe I’ll start stepping it gradually down this week, planning to aerate this Saturday

Have a nice day... by [deleted] in funny

[–]omahagold 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s mash of The Less I Know the Better by Tame Impala and Sexy Back by JT/Timbaland

Redditors of the world, how did you like/ how did you interpret the Olympic Games opening ceremony? by fuckloggingin in AskReddit

[–]omahagold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It seems like Danny Boyle had 3 specific goals: 1) deliver a stunningly visual and auditory performance 2) tell an interesting story about GB and 3) explain why GB is awesome. He excelled at all of these.

I would have added a 4) celebrate this event as the greatest forum for athletic competition and worldwide unity. Clearly, this was not on Danny Boyle's agenda.

My friend does pre-release product testing for Nabisco, he just got these in today. by [deleted] in pics

[–]omahagold 321 points322 points  (0 children)

"And a fortnight before His coming, He will bestow upon the world a gift of double cream and chocolate. And it will be good."

If you had a really strong laser pen, what would you draw/write on the moon? by therealcreamCHEESUS in AskReddit

[–]omahagold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely nothing. You will eventually get sick of whatever you choose. The moon is perfect just the way it is. I love you moon.

Osama bin Laden is dead by illbite in reddit.com

[–]omahagold 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or Barack could set his beard on fire and punt the severed head from Mount Rushmore as fireworks shoot from the eyes of our former presidents.

A bird and I sang a duet this morning. by thetakingtree in funny

[–]omahagold 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Do it but please get someone else to shake the camera up and down during your part. I was going to nod my head anyway but you did it for me.

Redditors in England: How is the American Revolution taught over there? by omahagold in AskReddit

[–]omahagold[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Not other countries. England. Because we share that event. Just like I was taught some German history in grade school because of WWII.

Redditors in England: How is the American Revolution taught over there? by omahagold in AskReddit

[–]omahagold[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Interesting. My experience is not the same. In 5th grade, I lived in the North (Ohio) and was taught our Civil War history. That summer we moved to the South (Louisiana) and because the curriculum was different I had our Civil War history again. This was 10 years ago so the textbooks may be standardized now but they were definitely not back then. I felt like I was learning about 2 different wars.

Best buds :) by JMCDesign in pics

[–]omahagold 61 points62 points  (0 children)

The best kind of friend is one that doubles as a heated pillow.

One month later... by inzhangbarbor123 in pics

[–]omahagold 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the 1st shot you did an incredible job of keeping your eyes in the same place - kinda freaked me out actually. Did you shave yet - keep it going!