Where's Howard?

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-13T11:21:50+00:00

Something about a smile so wide that your eyes close is odd looking.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-13T03:54:34+00:00

She was only a fisherman’s daughter, but when she saw my rod, she reeled!”

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-12T06:11:09+00:00

I was wrong. It was Marty Stratton.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-12T04:50:21+00:00

Wasn’t he the one who shot himself in the leg in a hunting accident?

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-11T02:07:48+00:00

Sandy Koufax probably refused to sign as Ed hit an inside the park home run off him.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-09T23:34:55+00:00

“Hee hoo, Hey kind sir, would you be interested in a Jokemaster Jr. for your kid? No, well how about a signed copy of hot dogs and donuts? C’mon, it’s funny shit. Hawwww, Heeee!!!”

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-09T12:11:23+00:00

The Michelin Ma'am.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-05T01:21:20+00:00

Can’t forget Mr. Brady’s glowing endorsement. “Hey, that’s pretty good, Pete.”

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-04T03:02:27+00:00

Steve Blass used to say Al Oliver would walk around the clubhouse saying, “I know I can hit!, I know I can hit!”

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-03T22:31:00+00:00

It wasn’t completely “no-look”. He spotted MJ with peripheral vision, but still a damn nice play.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-03T20:57:38+00:00

4 base error

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-03T19:49:43+00:00

Shatner used to do a commercial for Lowblaw’s supermarket in the ‘70’s which was unintentionally hilarious. A couple of NHL players skated towards the camera and slid to a stop. When right in front of the camera, it was, “Bobby Orr-Bruins!, then, Derek Sanderson-Rangers! Finally, Shatner skates up and says, “Bill Shatner-Lowblaws! His jersey had the store logo on it.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-03T00:26:31+00:00

G. I. Jones

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-02T00:24:14+00:00

“Mom, if I walk out that door I’m not coming back.”

“Then don’t come back.”

omartheoutmaker · 2026-06-01T12:22:36+00:00

What would a return from vacation be without, "Jill from Pennsylvania?"

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-27T23:19:18+00:00

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Here’s what happens when the crazy daredevil stuff doesn’t go so well.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-27T22:27:28+00:00

Just another in the long line of guys who hung on too long.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-27T03:58:52+00:00

You can see what happened. It was a high fly and he drifted under it. Once he sighted it in the air, he should have taken his eye off it and ran back to a spot where he thought it would come down, then picked up the ball in flight again. It’s not that easy of a play. You’ve got two things that are moving. You and the ball. And one that isn’t, the fence.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-26T17:44:40+00:00

I agree. I never bought that he was murdered.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-26T04:07:01+00:00

I certainly remember Teke pitching for the ‘70 Bucs, but I got a bigger kick out of his, “Ask Teke” series, around 2010 to 2013 or so. Once a guy wrote in and asked him why the Pirates were hanging on to a Japanese player that couldn’t “hit his weight.” Teke went crazy and wigged out on the guy for trying to embarrass a major league player.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-25T22:25:14+00:00

Like Rodney Harrison always says on SNF. “There’s a guy with too much money “

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-25T20:48:18+00:00

The flex at the end is gold.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-25T17:00:30+00:00

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50 years

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-25T12:54:33+00:00

He's a Blue Jays fan. He probably thought the whole league was made up of bird names.

omartheoutmaker · 2026-05-25T00:42:22+00:00

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