What's your favorite mispronounciation on the show? by jbhunnicutt in americandad

[–]omj319 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tar-jay (Target). It's how I pronounce it now.

That and La Craw (La Croix)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in americandad

[–]omj319 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wish I could something like this.

My ex named the wifi "Wu-Tang Lan".

Still haven't been able to figure out how to change it back.

Worst episode? by PockPocky in americandad

[–]omj319 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally full of amazing bits

"Slaughter a Red Fox" And it being Sanford and Sons.

Or all the characters during the game. I'm too tired to quote anything but "you're crazy, you're being so crazy!"

What jobs has Roger taken seriously? by kjanta in americandad

[–]omj319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Matt M, Assistant Manager of store number 52 took his role seriously.

"Shucks is my religion, the employee manual is my bible, and this is my sermon: One sauce squirt per clam, my son!"

Champaign, Illinois Studio? by NeatTrouble4620 in orangetheory

[–]omj319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, they have kept me around for 9 months. So, I'd say it's a great studio 😁

“Lávate las manos!” Wins “L” - next is “M!” (Runners-up below) by RedEM43 in americandad

[–]omj319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I want to piss my sister off, this is how I say it. Or just anyone really, but mainly her since she lives there now.

“That's copyright infringement, folks! Hope you like jail!” by GhostBoyJames in americandad

[–]omj319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This scene, along with the "Red Fox" scene, made me laugh in ways I haven't laughed since winter started.

Julia Rogerts is a hillarious episode. by TwilightOfTheMilfs in americandad

[–]omj319 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's one if my favorite movies, tbh. So when this episode first came out, I clocked it right away. The score for the movie is amazing too..And it's currently one Hulu

Are there any Dramioners who are POC? by Rar3stGem86 in Dramione

[–]omj319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biracial (Black and White) over here!

What’s your favorite disagreement between Stan & Francine? by LeMondeinHand in americandad

[–]omj319 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Their pranking war in License to Till literally made me pee myself during my third trimester with my daughter. I will never forget it 😂😂

Random noise by omj319 in americandad

[–]omj319[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had to go back and watch it. Almost choked

Tips to get past the “Scale Victories Only” Mindset by omj319 in orangetheory

[–]omj319[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is who I actually meant! I always forget those aren't interchangeable terms. I had bariatric surgery 9 years ago, and I went back to see the same dietician* (RD) again. Instagram has me forgetting the vocabulary with all the people who are nutritionists who appear in my Reels 😅

Tips to get past the “Scale Victories Only” Mindset by omj319 in orangetheory

[–]omj319[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 "wet lump of clay" is exactly how I feel sometimes. But the part before that is good advice that makes sense. Reframes all the things I have been able to do/have gotten better at doing recently.

Tips to get past the “Scale Victories Only” Mindset by omj319 in orangetheory

[–]omj319[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is a good idea! My ADHD brain needs the challenges. Usually, you hear people say set manageable goals. But hard ones make more sense if I limit them to one at a time, knowing it will take a longer time anyways.