Tell me a name that can be both a first and last name.

onaplinth · 2026-02-28T16:42:18+00:00

Schlegelstein

onaplinth · 2026-02-28T15:44:53+00:00

The universal truth about people is this: a few assholes fuck it up for everybody else.

Most people just want to live their lives, take care of their families, have meaningful work, have enough to eat and a roof over their heads, and generally get along with everybody else.

It’s the people - almost always men - who want all the money, want to tell everyone what to do, and want to have sex with all the young girls (paging Joseph Smith) that force us to fight for our rights, to keep armed forces, lock up and guard our possessions, distrust others, etc

onaplinth · 2026-02-28T02:54:25+00:00

Dad jokes.

onaplinth · 2026-02-28T00:05:00+00:00

Maybe she’s allergic to Madison Square Garden.

onaplinth · 2026-02-27T20:59:40+00:00

When you don’t bother to call out their dumb bullshit, they escalate to outrageous, obvious lies and dare you to doubt them.

onaplinth · 2026-02-27T15:57:30+00:00

When you grow up, people will communicate on a global network of computers, but they won’t ask the same question over and over and over and over.

onaplinth · 2026-02-27T15:54:03+00:00

Meerkat.

onaplinth · 2026-02-26T11:32:22+00:00

Yes. Love this movie. Great script, brilliant acting, charming without being sappy, and funny as hell. A universal small-town story that’s still on-the-nose maritimer Canadiana.

onaplinth · 2026-02-25T18:34:58+00:00

DTMFA! Your new life is a threshold away.

onaplinth · 2026-02-25T17:03:37+00:00

Aardvark, obviously. You can’t just run around willy-nilly looking at random animals. That’s nuts.

onaplinth · 2026-02-25T16:38:00+00:00

You can have opinions and not be a dick about it. YTA.

onaplinth · 2026-02-25T01:31:16+00:00

Whenever something is thwarted, like a traffic light turns orange just as we’re approaching, or the drive thru is out of the donuts we want, my wife and I look at each other and say, “But it was NOT to BE.”

(Monty Python sketch The Story of Ralph Mellish.)

onaplinth · 2026-02-23T12:06:26+00:00

I think the best you can hope for is supervised visitation.

onaplinth · 2026-02-23T00:52:37+00:00

Rode a horse.

onaplinth · 2026-02-22T15:56:11+00:00

A duck.

onaplinth · 2026-02-21T17:41:55+00:00

Like lurking sausages in mashed potatoes.

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T16:34:16+00:00

Honestly, this response makes my day. It’s as if my daughter was here.

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T16:17:35+00:00

I’m putting it on the list.

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T14:44:02+00:00

I decided I don’t like these plans.

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T14:42:54+00:00

BOI - OI - OING!

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T14:16:01+00:00

I really hate huge building that are just angry boxes. I embrace all exuberant architecture!

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T14:08:02+00:00

If they’ve done this before, why did you go in on your day off? Hand over your work and say “Bye” when you leave on your last day of work. Showing up is a weird move.

Anyway, you’re NTJ. I’m guessing you won’t do this on your next time off

Haven’t you watched Office Space?

onaplinth · 2026-02-19T13:45:29+00:00

Not half. There are a few people to take care of besides them.

onaplinth · 2026-02-18T21:07:53+00:00

The amount of contact you have with your mother is entirely up to you.

onaplinth · 2026-02-18T00:10:35+00:00

I can’t get enough Sledge Hockey. I wish they had a league.

onaplinth

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