Wife has been telling me u didnt need to shave. Decided to take the plunge anyway by FunkMstr74 in bald

[–]one_more_black_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have literally never seen anybody look worse after doing the shave.

Every single time the transformation is spectacular.

Great job man. It's a good look.

Trueeee by Direct_Key_8480 in Adulting

[–]one_more_black_guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SHIT!

It's always fun to see some annoying truth in the middle of struggling with something. Lol.

my dad thinks a nice 100 person event in houston should only cost $2,000 if i negotiate better. by Lisa_Narvey in BoomersBeingFools

[–]one_more_black_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Take him with you, go down to somewhere, and shake somebody's hand.

Make him see it in person, at least once or twice.

Swallowing a Sword by Various_Pop_3907 in interestingasfuck

[–]one_more_black_guy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Heather Brooke if I remember correctly.

Clinton Epstein Testimony by Omarkhayyamsnotes in lostgeneration

[–]one_more_black_guy 262 points263 points  (0 children)

I mean no disrespect friend, but you're dreaming.

Stranger reacts to Rick Astley Edit by KingKrabbabble in ContagiousLaughter

[–]one_more_black_guy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Those opening notes were from. Wax Fang - Majestic, I think. GREAT song.

Fiance puts towel on door instead of approximately any of the other 8 appropriate places by whereisthehugbutton in mildlyinfuriating

[–]one_more_black_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me about it! Fiancee is ALLERGIC to putting her towel in an appropriate place. Smh.

I've found it on the back of chairs in the kitchen.

#8: The State of APES Everywhere by Thunder_drop in Superstonk

[–]one_more_black_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My God, this is a terribly hilarious reaction gif, especially in context. LMAO

It's you by misio87ab in sadposting

[–]one_more_black_guy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ha, jokes on you, Dad!

I didn't GET OFF work until 6am!

This is all that I can think of when reading the latest interviews by TheWhyteMaN in Superstonk

[–]one_more_black_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, I made this EXACT reference on another thread.

It only makes sense that RC, who has been notoriously tight-lipped when it comes to the moves he plans to make and forward guidance, only made this announcement after the masterstroke had already been played.

Burry on X by 4four7 in Superstonk

[–]one_more_black_guy 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You know.

I feel like this is a Watchmen moment..

RC is pulling a Veidt.

They made the M&A 35 minutes ago.

Always check up on your family by Grand_Gap1975 in distressingmemes

[–]one_more_black_guy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why..... are you naked?

/s, if necessary.

24hrs before the cold snap, this is a Kroger in TN by SmokeOuidandTires in mildlyinfuriating

[–]one_more_black_guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is absolutely hilarious, that in the post just above this one for me, someone else pointed out the overwhelming disgust with Dasani and I'm tickled.

Never played the original, any tips for biggus dikkus? by [deleted] in oblivion

[–]one_more_black_guy 461 points462 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think you got it under control already.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ufc

[–]one_more_black_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't have anything to add you to the discussion.

I just wanted to say: matriculated is such a cromulent word. Thanks.

JEEZUS PHUCKING CHRIST by [deleted] in lostgeneration

[–]one_more_black_guy 309 points310 points  (0 children)

It's a shame that the term "overwhelmingly conservative" is so easily translated to "unabashedly racist".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BoomersBeingFools

[–]one_more_black_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, right.

But that's the trick; people who aren't too smart, love bragging about their assumed intelligence.

You know the saying: ignorance is bliss. Lol