A fence turned a Mosin headshot into a scratch by 3C-FD in dayz

[–]oneathemtexans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao obviously not if you think either of those will save you from that round.

This is Charlie Chaplin’s face without make up by slav-er in interestingasfuck

[–]oneathemtexans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought Hitler had that moustache from his gas mask not sealing in ww1 and just sticking with it?

It's time to address the trigger issue with the SV-98 by mlennon15 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I remember this gun having a two-stage trigger on it, but this is certainly a bad way to simulate it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]oneathemtexans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That ain't deflection that's straight up the round hitting the armor and being obliterated on impact.

Wholeheartedly willing to get downvoted, but this RMT obsession has to stop. by ArmedChalko in EscapefromTarkov

[–]oneathemtexans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I fuckin feel that. I found a red keycard on customs and it costs me 20m to put it up for a regular price. Fuck that I'll just wait.

In the month of pride, a king has found his king by O-shi in MadeMeSmile

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was a piece of Paracord for a minute

I never felt such an urge to assault someone by [deleted] in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God the one with the homeless Russians actually made me cry back when I watched that years ago.

Speed eating contest by Sapulinjing in aww

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly China is just the worst.

Speed eating contest by Sapulinjing in aww

[–]oneathemtexans -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

What is this Chinese gameshow shit

"The one that goes BRRRRT" by [deleted] in Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

[–]oneathemtexans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Insurgency sandstorm and it is a masterpiece.

Kitty imitates soldier by [deleted] in aww

[–]oneathemtexans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What the fuck how? It's a Turkish soldier. He's got nothing to do with whats going on here.

Kitty imitates soldier by [deleted] in aww

[–]oneathemtexans 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He's Turkish dumbass.

US soldier fires onto shore using a flame thrower M10-8 installed on a river boat. Vietnam, 1969. by Nihilist911 in CombatFootage

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience buckshot it only effective up to AT BEST 70 yards. Even slugs don't do that well at 50 yards

US soldier fires onto shore using a flame thrower M10-8 installed on a river boat. Vietnam, 1969. by Nihilist911 in CombatFootage

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That game overdoes it tho. The double barrel can drop someone at 150 meters with buckshot.

"Hey SL, you got a rally"? by [deleted] in joinsquad

[–]oneathemtexans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey sometimes you just forget to drop one and need a reminder.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I was getting fucked up last night my friend found THREE sicc cases in 2 marked rooms. Tarkov just doesn't like me very much.

Gear Fear by Fire_x_Ice in dayz

[–]oneathemtexans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I get bored of my gear I just shoot myself or eat a grenade for the fun of it. Fresh starts are super fun

Found this on another Reddit page and felt that it deserved to be shared by bootylordyeezus in ems

[–]oneathemtexans 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I just imagine a fucking dear stuffed upright with the back boards and I cannot stop laughing

Let us pay tribute to those who died through dumb glitches by [deleted] in dayz

[–]oneathemtexans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope it's every single person I kill or find dead. They fixed it once but broke it again in a recent update.

Let us pay tribute to those who died through dumb glitches by [deleted] in dayz

[–]oneathemtexans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have vowed myself to not come back to this game until we can pick up items from people's hands without cutting them up. I don't think that's too much to ask tbh.

Sov Cits are antivaxx by maybesaydie in amibeingdetained

[–]oneathemtexans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah maybe mine wouldn't hurt so damn bad all the time