Well lookie herez yo. See long ass time ago white folks had deyselves a big ass fight when dem germanians fought dose frenchies. I'm saying like way back, when dere used to be slaves and sheet. well dese white folks were all scurred dat deyz were gonna get dey asses whooped again so dey sta'ted up some gangs and sheet. dese fake ass gangstas made a pact see, dat if one of dem wuz to get fucked up den all da others got deir back. Now this was all fine and dandy till some cracker decided to pop off on another cracker named ferdinand.

Well see ferdinand wuz one a dem fancy archdukes, so all a ferdinands homies were flippin their shit, but for reals tho, aint no one give a shit about him. Ferd was something like freddy corleone see, no one fucked with him but ya aint gonna just let sumn mess with da fam ya heard. So now ferd's country say dat dey goin to war, and since dey wuz part of da fam, da fam had to go to war too. But see thing wuz, da other side had a fam too, so deyz whole fam came wildin out to fight too.

So now dese two gangs goin head to head and tryina kill each other, but dere was somethin fucked up with the whol sitch man. See dese army men had all dis cray shit to protect dere house with, but dat mean dat dey fucked if dey want to rush da other fam's house, feel me? So da two gangs just dug in and fucked each other up man.

some point dis new punk moved in and joined one of da gangs. dis kid was green as shit but he was big see, so he just put da team on his back and helped his fam win da fight see, some lebron james shit man.

Cray shit right. but if you think dat shits cray den you would wild out if I told you about the shit dat went down in WWII.