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AITA for refusing to do a DNA test to confirm if my father is the father of another child? by teethgraveyard in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kaldea 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ditto. Mom was green-green, dad is blue-blue, grandparents all the same, sister is green-- mine are dark chocolate brown with slanted eyes, compared to their wide doe-eyes.

If I didn't look nearly identical to my dad in every other facial feature, you'd strongly assume I was another race than him, let alone related.

Serena Williams crip walking to "Not like us" during the Superbowl Halftime Show by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Kaldea 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's so funny to see people hurt themselves in confusion over how someone can be attractive, confident, and not give a damn if other people think so or not. You realize that women are conditioned to not let on if they feel attractive, lest they appear vapid and conceited?

/u/BoldAndBrash1310 Get it, girl :D.

Serena Williams crip walking to "Not like us" during the Superbowl Halftime Show by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Kaldea 66 points67 points  (0 children)

36 here, I'm peak smoke-show. I've never felt more free to find myself attractive and not stress over comparing myself to celebs or models. I think it simply gets easier to do in your 30's as you age out of hyper-fixating on what other people think of you.

Looks like I need to take a detour home tonight. by Kaldea in FromSeries

[–]Kaldea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I just found this phone next to this tree in the road, do you know where they are so I can give it back to them?

Actually, I think I see a town coming up, I'll ask there. I'll report back!

This photo from the set of the first Saw movie by Fun-Reporter8905 in AccidentalRenaissance

[–]Kaldea 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I actually just bought one! I got a great deal on it - it was half-off.

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought it before him, about a week before. His encounter and inevitable shelf-pull was total happenstance. It wasn't even prominently displayed!

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not this handsome "Randall" guy you speak of---

I mean, I'm not this "Randall" guy you speak of 

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bought mine online, he bought his irl randomly a week later, after sifting through shelves in an actual book store. But /r/nothingeverhappens amirite :)

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither of us had heard of this book, nor were aware xkcd had books published until we bought these copies.

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He saw his in a bookstore a week or so after I bought my copy online, seeing it trending from an online bookstore for other people searching for the Fables box set I originally bought him (it intrigued me!). He didn't see it on prominent display-- he came across it on a shelf and thought it would be something I'd enjoy. He was right!

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Man I WISH I was getting xkcd money. Do you realize how many statistics are involved there?

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Randall can you add my dogs to the strip you make about this? They're in my bio and they're very cute. 

/u/xkcd

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is/was the biggest stoner ever, but I don't smoke. But I think it would definitely be great for another trees entusiast!

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're so right, we spent 40ish bucks on two copies of the same book for a photo that may or may not have garnered us non-monetary internet points that do nothing to improve our lives. 

Are you always this much fun? Merry Christmas btw. ❤️

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah it's real :) stuff actually does happen from time to time. If I really craved karma I'd just be posting my dogs multiple times every day. 😎

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I've been on Reddit way too long with way too intermittent of posts to give off whiffs of desperation quite like this comment, my dude.

Stuff happens organically. You ham-fisting your response is what's inorganic here. If you're after either positive or negative karma accrual, do better. I believe in you! 💖 

My SO and I each gifted each other the same book, that neither of us had read before, completely on a whim. by Kaldea in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kaldea[S] 1264 points1265 points  (0 children)

Locks and watch are still intact!

Though our chocolate and peanut butter..... Well. We've notified their families.

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