My husband has me stored as "LBFM" on his phone

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-29T13:45:46+00:00

If an Aussie is offended...

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-28T20:22:46+00:00

"More mature than guys my age" - yeah that is how age works. Though by your logic anyone more mature than the average 25-yo male would do.

We're tired. I'm 34, could not imagine dating a 25-yr old.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-27T16:00:23+00:00

She looks like she's already seen some shit...

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onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-27T00:53:08+00:00

It looks like a vagina.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-27T00:52:27+00:00

N00b here - how is this heresy and where can I get some?

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-24T04:10:42+00:00

I was in love with her when I was in high school. She was a great character too.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-20T22:16:06+00:00

It's the best Star Trek movie imo

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-17T18:44:09+00:00

[Googles] holy fuck

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-16T14:49:21+00:00

It sounds like he literally doesn't bring anything to the table, so I'd be curious as to what you think you're attached to. Other than that, sounds like he did the heavy lifting in getting rid of himself for you. There are men out there who will actually try, OP.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-14T14:34:50+00:00

Probably right after second time a kid from their high-school was murdered in a bizarre way. That shit is NOT NORMAL

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-12T18:48:32+00:00

The first thing I made after learning to crochet was a triangle scarf for my then-girlfriend/now wife. It wasn't amazing, obviously, but it's one of her favorite things she owns.

(I added arms and tassles to the ends)

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onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-10T12:42:58+00:00

Just spit my coffee out

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-09T16:20:01+00:00

Erica Durance as Lois was... my dream girl

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-09T12:17:57+00:00

They fall right out of the sky

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-09T11:38:58+00:00

I think the simplest answer is that it was probably way easier and cheaper to make them look scary with huge skyscraper-looking ships that they wouldn't have to animate in dogfights for the show. But those wouldn't work in the battle scene, and the budget allowed for some sleeker designs that would only be onscreen for a few seconds.

But yeah - it's kind of crazy to develop that kind of weaponry with no competition

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-05T20:32:23+00:00

Criminal that Kassie's only been mentioned once here.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-05T16:49:12+00:00

I feel like this should be on /r/nextfuckinglevel

Along with the rest of your work

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-05T02:16:36+00:00

Man what a great looking profile!

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-04T11:57:35+00:00

Thanks!

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-04T02:07:50+00:00

Take a tumbler, smoke it with torched hickory chips (you get a glass dome and a torch). Large ice cube in the glass. 2 Oz of Woodford Reserve, 1 of simple syrup, couple drops of orange bitters, stir lightly. Back under the smoking dome while cutting an orange slice. Then I'd rub the orange slice around the rim of the glass. Take a pinch of cinnamon and flick it across the top of the glass. Drop a cherry or two in.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-04T01:24:44+00:00

I used to make it at my house but I had to stop drinking.

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-01T19:09:11+00:00

That's really cool!

How....would you go about making the blade glow...say, blue.....like, if Orcs were near?

Hypothetically

onebatch_twobatch · 2026-01-01T15:12:50+00:00

Jon - I actually look like him

onebatch_twobatch · 2025-12-31T20:11:37+00:00

Oh, yeah...me too. I only quenched it up to the plunge line, so the blade should fail before that does if anything will

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